TF2 - A Heavy's Life

[Alpha Command]

After people weren't happy that this was supposedly the 5th "A Spy's Life" threads, I added a poll and the result was Heavy!
So, you describe what the Blu and Red heavies do in their day to day lives.
Example:
6:18 - Red Heavy punches Blu Demoman's face in.

[Ad Bot]

[Bloxxed]

7:15
Triggerhappy Blu Pyro comes around the corner and burns and kills Red Spy.

[Qwepir]

This is what, the fifth one of these threads?

[zookuw]

Spy locks this thread.

[Bloxxed]

This is what, the fifth one of these threads?

Why can't we do a soldiers life or stuff
Spy's life gets ended easy by a trigger happy pyro ;/

[pecon7]

7:14
Blu spy headshots an enemy pyro before he was too close!

[Bloxxed]

7:14
Blu spy headshots an enemy pyro before he was too close!

Holy stuff.
You must be hacking, going back in time is not allowed!
7:16
Red spy get's VAC banned.

[Alpha Command]

7:17 Trigger-happy drunk Red Engie shoots the Blu Spy who is disguised, apologising while unknowing that friendly fire is not on. Blu Spy suddenly tries to backstab the engie but is half-drunk himself, and backstabs himself!

[A million souls]

7:19 Red team rushes like crazy to destroy blue unbeknowst to them their on the internet!

[Freeze]

7:20 : Red spy is actually Blue Spy.

[Alpha Command]

Why can't we do a soldiers life or stuff

Well, you're getting what you wanted. Vote.

[Alpha Command]

Ok, changing to A Heavy's Life.
Same rules, but with Red and Blu Heavies instead.

[brickybob]

7:15
Heavy becomes a g0t.

[Malestrom]

7:20 : Red spy is actually Blue Spy.

:C

[TheLegomaster]

7:25
RED Demoman dominated BLU Soldier!