What's the weirdest/funniest e-mail you've ever gotten?

[dawngaward0110]

Just look through your email and post the funniest/weirdest email you've gotten so far. Print screens or text copies are both ok.
Here's mine. It's spam, btw.
Hey, friend! Dont Look At This Email!!!
Helo there!
You Have Been Selected To Join Our Wondelful Game! IT IS A ZORBLOX.
Zorblox Is a Fun Game Where You Make New Friends! Zorblox Is here website!! (lol what :D)
It Is Great games! Guess the Number! And More!!
Join Now!

:c

Post yours :D

[Ad Bot]

[dkamm65]

Yesterday I got an email from "brttle.net" asking me to go to the site and log in. Not that funny, but I thought I'd mention it.

[Teneksi]

princes of various obscure countries offering me millions out of the blue if I 'help them'

[(Hit Man)]

yeah, apparently i will inherit the kingdom of the dead nigerian prince for all my credit card numbers

[Tom Gunn]

This is an old email I had posted in a topic.

[Cybertails1998]

This is an old email I had posted in a topic.

care to put up the topic?

[Coolio]

@Offtopic
Eksi, I thought I was the only person who read those comics. (Referring to your avatar) :P

@Ontopic

(I saved the E-Mail in a .txt in my computer)

You want win 1000,000 dollareuros?

You can't win them!

All yu hav to 5[p[/';p./sa>+_ is go to www,1.af

gud luk winnig!

From The Entire 1 Crew

[Hugums]

From: Big.snake.verygood @yahoo.com

YOU GET BIG snake WITH THIS PRODUCT AND YOU USE IT! BIG snake LIKE EXPENSIVE CAR! BIG snake HERE!
<link to big snake>
BUY NOW! NEED CREDIT CARD AND snake SIZE NOW! GET BIG snake GET ALL THE LADIES!

snake BIG!



By far the greatest piece of spam i'd ever gotten.

[Skip]

princes of various obscure countries offering me millions out of the blue if I 'help them'

I get these all the time.
Except one was a princess.
She said she was hot, so it must be true.

[Coolio]

From: Big.snake.verygood @yahoo.com
-snippeh-

lololololol

@Offtopic
I thought you were violently ill?

[Hugums]

Also, Moco the samoan bird god needs 100,000 dollars as an advance on 1,000,000$ sent to me.

I thought you were violently ill?

I am but I'm also on an iPad so I figure why not.

[Chrono]

For some reason some 'furcadia' website started spamming me with seasons greetings. I have never seen e-mails from this strange thing.

When I checked today I was like 'wtf I never have this many messages' and was disappointed when over half of them were the same damn thing and just spam mail from some gay bot who somehow got my e-mail. :c

[Skip]

'furcadia'

Oh god kill me.

[Chrono]

Oh god kill me.

I didn't click on the e-mails, what's so terrifying about them?

[Tyler66]

Someone tried to access me Mediafire account. They tried to change my password, and tried to get it by email ("Forgot your password?"). When I saw the message; hahahaohwow.jpg