Oh wow, a loving stuff christmas.

[sorrel]

Half the garbage in my room is probably alive sooo my mom doesn't dare come near my room. After a year of living in it it seems quite nice though.

[Ad Bot]

[SkullCandy]

I love it when my mom cleans my room, because I don't have to do it :D. But seriously, this keeps happening because you don't tell her "Hey mom, that stuff is important. Please don't move it" instead you say "Get out! You idiot!". Also, let me get this straight, you don't like Christmas because your mom cleans your room?

[Ladios]

So jesus was actually born on christmas, making the holiday.

This is incorrect both historically and religiously.
In the Bible, Jesus was born around the time of that one Jewish festival that I forgot.

Christmas actually was set to a Roman Polytheistic holiday celebrating the sun. When Emperor Constantine declared Christianity the state religion at his mother's request, he assigned Christmas to that holiday so people who were used to celebrating then would still be allowed to and thereby eased the nations acceptance of their new religion.

[Ironslug29881]

I have a lock for my door, my parents don't have a key.

I think you can figure out the rest...

[Hugums]

WOAH WOAH WOAH CALM THE loving HELL DOWN

ARE YOU TELLING ME

MOTHERS WILL

CLEAN STUFF FOR YOU?


JESUS loving CHRIST THIS CHANGES SO MANY THINGS! I don't think my mother has ever cleaned my room...

Also, what does this have to do with christmas? And has it occured to you that your mother is having her period/going through menopause?

[SkullCandy]

um, forget no
It's about the birth of jesus but I probably shouldn't go into detail because dkamm will piss his pants.

I wish that Christmas was about you leaving the forums.

[Sandvich]

This is incorrect both historically and religiously.
In the Bible, Jesus was born around the time of that one Jewish festival that I forgot.

Christmas actually was set to a Roman Polytheistic holiday celebrating the sun. When Emperor Constantine declared Christianity the state religion at his mother's request, he assigned Christmas to that holiday so people who were used to celebrating then would still be allowed to and thereby eased the nations acceptance of their new religion.

Sounds more correct.
forget I suck at religion. confusing bullstuff :x
Most of the stuff I know about it is what my mom taught me :/

[Altered]

I wish that Christmas was about you leaving the forums.

But he would have to come back...
every year...
for forever!!!

[Ladios]

Sounds more correct.
forget I suck at religion. confusing bullstuff :x
Most of the stuff I know about it is what my mom taught me :/

I mean it still is celebrating his birth... but its like those kids who have their birthdays in the summer when none of their friends are in town so they don't have the party until a month or two later.

[Shinji]

Jesus

Jesus

jesus

Jesus

JESUS

Jesus Christ guys. Oh, wait.

Jesus

[Altered]

but its like those kids who have their birthdays in the summer when none of their friends are in town so they don't have the party until a month or two later.

Or my friend who has his birthday in December and it's too cold to do an outdoor party so he has to do it in October.

[Otis Da HousKat]

Makingblah's version:

MB: Mother, I fully respect you and everything you and father do for me, but I had these things on my desk arranged in this fashion so that I could easily find them while working on my computer. I know you were just trying to help clean my room, but I would appreciate if you left the items on top of my desk alone. Thank you for the thought though. I wish you and father a wonderful holiday season and I love you both very much.

Mom: WHAT THE forget YOU LITTLE loving stuff. HOW DARE YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO! I loving OWN YOU YOU LITTLE PIECE OF stuff AND YOU WILL DO AS I SAY!!!!!! *Throws MB down the stairs*

What really happened:

Mom: Your room was looking a little messy so I thought I'd help you out and tidy it up a bit. I hope you've had a good Christmas today.

MB: WHAT THE forget WOMAN! THAT'S MY loving stuff HOW DARE YOU TOUCH IT YOU loving WHORE! I OUGHTA COME OVER THERE AND SLAP YOU YOU loving BITCH. I DON'T EVER WANT TO SEE YOU IN HERE AGAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *Throws something at mother*

[Makingblah]

Mind the fact that I have told her MILLIONS OF TIMES NOT TO CLEAN MY ROOM.

Either way, I don't give two forgets about christmas. The only reason it's even going ahead this year is because my sisters going to be 18 next month.
When she's gone, forget christmas. I loving don't want to take part. AT ALL.

[Ladios]

-snip-

I dunno, but when I read it, it sounded like second one.

Either way, I don't give two forgets about christmas. The only reason it's even going ahead this year is because my sisters going to be 18 next month.
When she's gone, forget christmas. I loving don't want to take part. AT ALL.

SO COOL MAN
SO HIP

[SkullCandy]

Mind the fact that I have told her MILLIONS OF TIMES NOT TO CLEAN MY ROOM.

Either way, I don't give two forgets about christmas. The only reason it's even going ahead this year is because my sisters going to be 18 next month.
When she's gone, forget christmas. I loving don't want to take part. AT ALL.

You little brat.