Do you think Dragons are real?

[Phillips]

I have some dragons in my dungeons

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[Jacob 123456789]

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Lol'd

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But seriously, dragons evolved from snakes, which is why they have a poison fang, but they don't poison their enemies, the liquid in the gland for the fang is actually a flamable liquid (i.e. liquid gas or something). But how do they ignite it?

They have a special pouch in their jowl (I think) that holds a peice of flint, when they ignite the flint with something (I suspect the underside of their tounge is rough enough to do this) they squirt the liquid out, thus igniting it and, volia, fire.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Dragons aren't real. The closest thing to dragons is a lizard and they're pretty boring.

Don't get your hopes up, op

[Riot]

 I fought a hoard of dragons with Barnabas and Dread today.

[Jacob 123456789]

I fought a hoard of dragons with Barnabas and Dread today.

In a game :U

[Joker Card]

No. If they existed, I'd fly one to school and use it to kill all the men and ugly women so I could rape the women remaining

[Riot]

In a game :U

 NOU

[Phillips]

I fought a hoard of dragons with Barnabas and Dread today.

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[Jacob 123456789]

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fail img is fail

[Demian]

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but they don't poison their enemies

jowl

that holds a peice of flint

(I suspect the underside of their tounge is rough enough to do this)

volia

But anyways, I prefer my dragons on my dinner table. Great meat, believe me! Especially after a refreshing dragon hunt where I run naked on the mountains killing several dragons with my bare hands like man. Baby dragons make great clothes too. Sometimes I use the really big ones as guard dogs at my door.

[Jacob 123456789]

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But anyways, I prefer my dragons on my dinner table. Great meat, believe me! Especially after a refreshing dragon hunt where I run naked on the mountains killing several dragons with my bare hands like man. Baby dragons make great clothes too. Sometimes I use the really big ones as guard dogs at my door.

I read it in a book :u

[Demian]

I read it in a book :u

May I have the name of this book that completely rewrites the basis for fantasy dragons?

[Jacob 123456789]

May I have the name of this book that completely rewrites the basis for fantasy dragons?

I forgot its name :c

[HellHound]

Dragons are interesting. We can say that dragons un-evolved into komodo dragons. They just lost the ability to breath fire and fly but were small.

[ChexGuy331]

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that doesn't even come close to being a wall of text.