Author Topic: Do you think Dragons are real?  (Read 5874 times)

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It:

Doesn't have wings
Doesn't breathe fire
Doesn't fly
Doesn't roar
Isn't bigger than a house


That's not a dragon

It:

Doesn't have wings

Doesn't fly

Isn't bigger than a house
There are different kinds of dragons.
If they were real I would imagine some flightless kinds, some still with wings, some without.
And they shouldn't have to be bigger than a house.

my Morrowind reference went unnoticed :(

This one?


Dragons? Oh, they're everywhere! You must fly very high to see most of them, though. The ones nearer the ground are very hard to see, being invisible.

Mia'q the liar is very liar

It:

Doesn't have wings
Doesn't breathe fire
Doesn't fly
Doesn't roar
Isn't bigger than a house


That's not a dragon
FYI, that's a Komodo Dragon.


Doesn't have wings
Doesn't breathe fire
Doesn't fly
Doesn't roar
Isn't bigger than a house

Some dragons don't have wings. (Asian dragons, leviathans, wyrms)
Some breath ice
Leviathans don't fly, it can be classified as a "dragon"
Some dragons chirp instead of roaring.
Some full grown dragons aren't that big.

But then again "YOU HAVE NOT SEEN ONE HOW CAN THINGS YOU SAY BE TRUE?"

They don't exist, therefore you can't confirm what they would look like, sound like or what they do.

Wait what? People are really thinking these things are real? Where has this world come to.

Some dragons don't have wings. (Asian dragons, leviathans, wyrms)
Some breath ice
Breath ice? I'd say that is quite physically impossible. Liquid nitrogen on the other hand, maybe.

Some dragons chirp instead of roaring.
Hahaha. Where'd you read that?

Wait what? People are really thinking these things are real? Where has this world come to.
Breath ice? I'd say that is quite physically impossible. Liquid nitrogen on the other hand, maybe.
Hahaha. Where'd you read that?

Aha, I remember the book

I remember reading it when I was 11

Dragonology or something

Yes, but you'd have to place a lighter and spray can in the mouth of some big reptile.

Well not really frozen solid ice :/

I mean, baby dragons chirp :D

Well not really frozen solid ice :/

I mean, baby dragons chirp :D
Holy crap, I didn't know that. I wonder what age the dragon can start to breathe fire and fly.
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