I had one mindforget of a nightmare last night

[blueleaf]

It started with scenes of beautiful countryside and lovely fluffy bunnies. Then I suddenly burst out of a bunny's head and start walking around. The background suddenly changes to dark, creepy forests as I walk along.
Suddenly the facemouth creature from the link in my sig comes right out of the loving nowhere and tries to kill me. Just as it's about to crush my skull between it's jaws Gabe Newell bursts through the ground and fires an Ak-47 made of his own stomach fat at the thing. As it lies dying on the ground Gabe interjects copies of Episode 3 in it's face, killing it instantly.

I'm about to thank him when I suddenly teleport to a massive city. I somehow set fire to a newspaper because I could. Suddenly a rip in the space-time continuum causes a portal to Hell, setting free Saten himself and his minions. He then laughs at me for being a doucebag, and then unleases a mindforget vision so forgeted up, I can only describe it as the sort of thing you'd expect Tim Burton to draw whilst doing LSD.

Gabe Newell flies in to save us, but is roasted by Satan. Picking up Gabe's fat AK-47, I shoot the Devil in the face, and it turns out he's allergic to fat. I then fire some more fat bullets at Satan untill he suddenly explodes and shuts the hell portal.

Everyone comes out of hiding and thanks me. I mourn for the loss of Gabe Newell, the only source of Episode Three. Then everything explodes for no reason.

I don't loving know.

[Ad Bot]

[Big Brother]

What...the forget?

[Nightmare-Duckie]

It started with scenes of beautiful countryside and lovely fluffy bunnies. Then I suddenly burst out of a bunny's head and start walking around. The background suddenly changes to dark, creepy forests as I walk along.
Suddenly the facemouth creature from the link in my sig comes right out of the loving nowhere and tries to kill me. Just as it's about to crush my skull between it's jaws Gabe Newell bursts through the ground and fires an Ak-47 made of his own stomach fat at the thing. As it lies dying on the ground Gabe interjects copies of Episode 3 in it's face, killing it instantly.

I'm about to thank him when I suddenly teleport to a massive city. I somehow set fire to a newspaper because I could. Suddenly a rip in the space-time continuum causes a portal to Hell, setting free Saten himself and his minions. He then laughs at me for being a doucebag, and then unleases a mindforget vision so forgeted up, I can only describe it as the sort of thing you'd expect Tim Burton to draw whilst doing LSD.

Gabe Newell flies in to save us, but is roasted by Satan. Picking up Gabe's fat AK-47, I shoot the Devil in the face, and it turns out he's allergic to fat. I then fire some more fat bullets at Satan untill he suddenly explodes and shuts the hell portal.

Everyone comes out of hiding and thanks me. I mourn for the loss of Gabe Newell, the only source of Episode Three. Then everything explodes for no reason.

I don't loving know.

This is where I noticed this story was bullshat.

[Meef-Meef]

Hmm my cousin had a worse nightmare.
She has been hanging out with bad kids lateley. So then she got a demonic attack. Heres how it went

She woke up in the house (and everything was realistic) but she dident see any of us. then soon she figured out everyone went to heaven but her ):

Lol its short but  its not my fault she dident tell us the whole thing. It was scarey because she went to bed in eyeliner and she ran in my room with the eyeliner dripping from her face. so i was scared :P

[Dr.Block]

It started with scenes of beautiful countryside and lovely fluffy bunnies. Then I suddenly burst out of a bunny's head and start walking around. The background suddenly changes to dark, creepy forests as I walk along.
Suddenly the facemouth creature from the link in my sig comes right out of the loving nowhere and tries to kill me. Just as it's about to crush my skull between it's jaws Gabe Newell bursts through the ground and fires an Ak-47 made of his own stomach fat at the thing. As it lies dying on the ground Gabe interjects copies of Episode 3 in it's face, killing it instantly.

I'm about to thank him when I suddenly teleport to a massive city. I somehow set fire to a newspaper because I could. Suddenly a rip in the space-time continuum causes a portal to Hell, setting free Saten himself and his minions. He then laughs at me for being a doucebag, and then unleases a mindforget vision so forgeted up, I can only describe it as the sort of thing you'd expect Tim Burton to draw whilst doing LSD.

Gabe Newell flies in to save us, but is roasted by Satan. Picking up Gabe's fat AK-47, I shoot the Devil in the face, and it turns out he's allergic to fat. I then fire some more fat bullets at Satan untill he suddenly explodes and shuts the hell portal.

Everyone comes out of hiding and thanks me. I mourn for the loss of Gabe Newell, the only source of Episode Three. Then everything explodes for no reason.

I don't loving know.

Yeah, in your dreams!

Wait...

[kake]

It started with scenes of beautiful countryside and lovely fluffy bunnies. Then I suddenly burst out of a bunny's head and start walking around. The background suddenly changes to dark, creepy forests as I walk along.
Suddenly the facemouth creature from the link in my sig comes right out of the loving nowhere and tries to kill me. Just as it's about to crush my skull between it's jaws Gabe Newell bursts through the ground and fires an Ak-47 made of his own stomach fat at the thing. As it lies dying on the ground Gabe interjects copies of Episode 3 in it's face, killing it instantly.I'm about to thank him when I suddenly teleport to a massive city. I somehow set fire to a newspaper because I could. Suddenly a rip in the space-time continuum causes a portal to Hell, setting free Saten himself and his minions. He then laughs at me for being a doucebag, and then unleases a mindforget vision so forgeted up, I can only describe it as the sort of thing you'd expect Tim Burton to draw whilst doing LSD.

Gabe Newell flies in to save us, but is roasted by Satan. Picking up Gabe's fat AK-47, I shoot the Devil in the face, and it turns out he's allergic to fat. I then fire some more fat bullets at Satan untill he suddenly explodes and shuts the hell portal.

Everyone comes out of hiding and thanks me. I mourn for the loss of Gabe Newell, the only source of Episode Three. Then everything explodes for no reason.

I don't loving know.

This is where I found it fake.

[LaCuckooRacha]

Hmm my cousin had a worse nightmare.
She has been hanging out with bad kids lateley. So then she got a demonic attack. Heres how it went

She woke up in the house (and everything was realistic) but she dident see any of us. then soon she figured out everyone went to heaven but her ):

Lol its short but  its not my fault she dident tell us the whole thing. It was scarey because she went to bed in eyeliner and she ran in my room with the eyeliner dripping from her face. so i was scared :P

If you actually think that a nightmare is a demonic attack, or that everyone going to heaven but you is a terrible dream, you need to get out more.

[JPSC]

fires an Ak-47

Bullstuff.

[TheArmyGuy]

Nightmares emerge from too much sugar , the thing in candy.
Seeing it is Christmas , you ote too much candy.

[-Pablo-]

I once had a dream in first grade where I was in a barn in the middle of nowhere. I walked outside and then A giant dinosaur came and chased me around the barn. I then woke up terrified. I still remember it to this day :o

[LaCuckooRacha]

Nightmares emerge from too much sugar , the thing in candy.
Seeing it is Christmas , you ote too much candy.

That is actually a lie that parents use to stop their kids from eating candy before going to sleep, as that will build up lots of plaque and rot their teeth.  The only times that a nightmare is brought on by sugar is when the child becomes hyperactive as a result from eating the sugar, and thus has an overactive subconscious when sleeping, resulting in a strange dream, or a nightmare.

[Zuero]

It started with scenes of beautiful countryside and lovely fluffy bunnies.

I stopped after reading that sentence.

[Dr.Block]

That is actually a lie that parents use to stop their kids from eating candy before going to sleep, as that will build up lots of plaque and rot their teeth.  The only times that a nightmare is brought on by sugar is when the child becomes hyperactive as a result from eating the sugar, and thus has an overactive subconscious when sleeping, resulting in a strange dream, or a nightmare.

There is no scientifically proven link between sugar and hyperactivity. You're both wrong 

[jonue]

This is where I found it fake.

yer but its a dream so anything can happen i once flew into a bird and i turned into one then flew into a lamp and turned into one ETC.

[Placid]

yer but its a dream so anything can happen i once flew into a bird and i turned into one then flew into a lamp and turned into one ETC.

and then you flew as a lamp? doesn't make any sense.