Life Problems Megathread

[*Magick* Mage]

Both of my parents were killed by a mugger in front of me.
And now I fight crime with a bat-themed costume

OH MY GOD

YOU'RE SUPERMAN :D

No you don't, you're magick. :o

Even Magick has his issues and off days. :o

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[JPSC]

I feel like I'm in the wrong place.

[Joker Card]

I'm just glad I have music and here to unleash my anger and stress. The school Psychiatrist said she'd get me in 2 weeks ago (before break). I waited all week for her to call me in. ever did. I guarantee she forgot.

[Tyler66]

Get malware;
Parents wont shut up.

[JAW959]

My computer is stuff, I'm weak.

[Oneo]

The rent is too damn high!

[Moriarty]

Get malware;
Parents wont shut up.

How so?

[Proog]

WAS IT THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
ITS HAUNTING ME IN MY NIGHTMARES OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!

[Tokerovin]

I HAVE A LIFE PROBLEM MY STOMACH  IS RUMBLING 

"My stomach was making the rumblies... that only hands could satisfy."

[Freeze]

Well it all started when I was born...

[Tokerovin]

WAS IT THE CHICKEN OR THE EGG?
ITS HAUNTING ME IN MY NIGHTMARES OH GOD MAKE IT STOP!

Have you ever met a chicken that didn't come from an egg?

[Otis Da HousKat]

My computer is stuff, I'm weak.

Get a job. Work out. Solved!

[Xinakam]

I have no problems cause my life is generally perfect... No joking.

[Proog]

Have you ever met a chicken that didn't come from an egg?

I have 30 chickens, no stuff sherlock.
Take a joke.

[indyjones]

i got far in fallout NV without saving
i died

Hahahahaaha

I did that >:C