Omegle ~ Post your funny chats here!

[(Hit Man)]

Heres my first, using Ghosts picture to pretending to be a girl, this guy was a sick child enthusiast

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi, are u f or m ?
You: hi
You: f
Stranger: m
Stranger: 21
Stranger: uk
Stranger: u?
Stranger: :)
You: 16, UK
Stranger: ohh
Stranger: u horny?
You: sure, look at my nudes http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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[TechnoPop]

Oh lord I laughed so hard.

[JPSC]

i am going to report on you (Hit Man)

[TechnoPop]

i am going to report on you (Hit Man)

Oh lord I laughed so hard.

[Ningyou]

HAHAHA

[Kingdaro]

LAWL

[kevin 51l]

Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: asl?
You: 16 f georgia
Stranger: 16 m pennsylvania
Stranger: whats up?
You: nothign
You: can you tell me if this is a good shot?
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: is that you?
You: yeah
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

Posted it on the drama topic.

[(Hit Man)]

im doing more of them now

[Ningyou]

You: Hi
Stranger: heeeello
Stranger: whats up?
You: well, i got kinda horny earlier, so i took some nudes, wanna see?
Stranger: NO forget YOURSELF BITCH KLASJDLKAJ NNN manolo vamo no morro uhu
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

LOL I WAS GOING TO PUT THAT PICTURE TOO BUT HE LEFT BEFORE I COULD EVEN DO SO D:

[(Hit Man)]

heres another:

Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hi
You: hi
Stranger: m/f
You: f
Stranger: nice. :)
Stranger: im male
You: whats your age
Stranger: im 22
You: cool 18
Stranger: sweet.
Stranger: where are you from?
You: where are you from
Stranger: I am from Indiana.
Stranger: but I go to school in Chicago.
You: oh my god i live in Chicago
Stranger: no way? thats awesome. :)
You: want to see my nudes
Stranger: which part? if I may ask?
Stranger: sure.
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: you lying sob.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

my god how many child enthusiasts are on the internet

[JPSC]

I'll try getting one right now

[Kingdaro]

You: hi
You: asl
Stranger: 17, england, guy
You: 16 us F
Stranger: bangin'
You: yeah i'm so horny
Stranger: ooooh lusssh
You: wanna see my pics
Stranger: yeaaaaah sure
You: i'm so lonely, i need someone to do me
Stranger: lemme see your pics ;D
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: mmmm, yeaaah, your mum looks hot, now can I see you?

[JPSC]

Stranger: hi
You: Hi.
Stranger: are you a girl?
You: Yes.
Stranger: how old?
You: 15
Stranger: im 20
You: can we be friends?
Stranger: bfs?
You: wanna see my nudes?
Stranger: yes please
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: go to hell
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

[(Hit Man)]

started a new omegle fad :D

also this one was my attempt gone wrong, so i had to take a "stuffty" turn

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
You: hey
Stranger: Heya ask
Stranger: ** asl
You: 18, female, indiana
Stranger: 24 m LA
You: cool
You: you seem like a nice guy
Stranger: But sometimes naughty
You: want nudes?
Stranger: Not yet
Stranger: Wait till my richard goes hard
You: im nude right now, i feel very horny
Stranger: loving lovey
You: look at these
You: http://img72.imageshack.us/img72/1685/051cd.jpg
Stranger: loving hot
Stranger: What would u do to me if I was with you now ?? Hot stuff
You: uhhh
You: take a stuff on your head
You have disconnected.

[JPSC]

Stranger: Hi ;[
Stranger: ;]
You: hi
Stranger: Asl.
You: 15, uk, f
Stranger: 15 usa f

No luck :(.