Author Topic: Evil stalker cat.  (Read 1356 times)

  Theres been a black cat on my street for the past month or so. Heres the story...

   Day one: Me and my friend stan are sitt'en by my fire pit i made, and all the sudden in the tress we hear a ear shattering  HISSSS. Me and my friend were confused about the direction. So we went hunting. Following the sound of its foot steps with our airsoft guns we end up going to all dead ends. We tell our other friend timmy and he goes hunting with us.
   Day two: Its night again, and we set out food traps and a camper. The cat didnt show.

   Day four: Once again, night time. and me and timmy are walking across the street to Stans house. We see the cat. We both had guns, but were unloaded. We chased it into a sewer drain. We got close enough to see it was a cat.

   Today: After the occasional footsteps i finally see it again. I had just made my hidden blade (Just like the one in Assassins creed) and i see it run across the street. I was out free running now that the snow and ice was gone. I ran at it and wiped the blade out. I live on blind hill so im running down it as fast as i can, and the cat has fully crossed the street.
   I have already dove under like 3 mail boxes and im so close!!! I Jump and try to assassinate it ( 'Been playing to much Assassins creed O.o And NO Im not trying to kill it, but i was trying to grab him with assassination move in A.C) and he jumps and runs into the bushes. I dont wont to tresspass so i walk away.

   So what i need is some sort of trapping system. There are a couple cats, but im just looking for this one black cat. So something that doesn't kill/harm/or take an hour to make. Because this cat it making me angry >:/

 Also post about strange things like this at your house.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 12:42:31 AM by Efmu »


why are you trying to kill it?
it's probably just a poor stray. :c

why are you trying to kill it?
He's trying to kill it?

What people have been harmed by this cat?
How is he a danger?

I hope you or someone goes to jail if you kill him.

Wow, you're a loving pusillanimous individual, grow the forget up, Jesus Christ, you want to make a loving trap? What the forget? You're a loving ignorant little starfish.

Edit: I just read... You had motherloving guns? Boy, you're a forgettard.
DoubleEdit: I just read more, you tried killing it? Ass.

What people have been harmed by this cat?
How is he a danger?
What has it done to you?

I hope you or someone goes to jail if you kill him.
« Last Edit: January 01, 2011, 12:38:08 AM by MasterBlockMan »

why are you trying to kill it?
it's probably just a poor stray. :c
No, im just trying to capture it, interrogate it, and then let it go.

Wow, you're a loving pusillanimous individual, grow the forget up, Jesus Christ, you want to make a loving trap? What the forget? You're a loving ignorant little starfish.

Edit: I just read... You had motherloving guns? Boy, you're a forgettard.
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No, im just trying to capture it, interrogate it, and then let it go.
to capture it, interrogate it, and then
capture it, interrogate it, and
interrogate it

What the forget are you smoking.

What the forget are you smoking.

i honestly was about to ask

How much does it cost, and where can I find some?


I hate cats

They stare at me when I walk by with my dog :C

Seriously though.

What the hell was going through your mind when you posted that?

Seriously though.

What the hell was going through your mind when you posted that?
"Im gonna get that catAnd let it go..."

I hate cats

They stare at me when I walk by with my dog :C
I dont, but this cat is so annoying! He keeps stalking meh >.>

And interrogate it.

We gotta find out who stole my catnip and murdered Sir Kittington.

And interrogate it.

We gotta find out who stole my catnip and murdered Sir Kittington.
Probably the black cat*cough*
I just wanna see if he has a collar.
EDIT: My dad just told me that cat(s), they are strays that get fed by my neighbor :/