Merry 4th of new yearmas!

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Every year at 4th of new yearmas, my kind gather around, blow up part of the country and get a gift. I got a Binocular flask this year. We have this holiday to celebrate the new year and Christmas and 4th of july AT THE SAME TIME. Christmas for the gift, 4th of july for blowing up stuff, and new year for it being a new year.

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I just had a holidaygasm

[luluthe42nd]

we celebrate the fourth of christmahannukwanzasteroweeng iving at our house

lots of fun

[steve5451]

In the morning we run downstairs and look under our rocks, every kid will get a different bomb. One kid gets the morning bomb, the one that makes a little explosion, usually about a yard of an explosion.
Another kid gets the afternoon bomb, wipes out streets.
Another one gets the nuke. We are required by our religion to have at least 3 kids, so everyone gets a bomb.
If you have more, than you get bombs in-between, like in-between afternoon and morning, etc.
At exactly 12 AM, we launch the nuke, wiping out Mexico, every time they rebuild it just so we can blow it up again next year.

We also sacrifice ants with magnifying glasses. I'm not into that, though. It's kind of a kid game.

Does this count?

[fred da kiko]

In the morning we run downstairs and look under our rocks, every kid will get a different bomb. One kid gets the morning bomb, the one that makes a little explosion, usually about a yard of an explosion.
Another kid gets the afternoon bomb, wipes out streets.
Another one gets the nuke. We are required by our religion to have at least 3 kids, so everyone gets a bomb.
If you have more, than you get bombs in-between, like in-between afternoon and morning, etc.
At exactly 12 AM, we launch the nuke, wiping out Mexico, every time they rebuild it just so we can blow it up again next year.

We also sacrifice ants with magnifying glasses. I'm not into that, though. It's kind of a kid game.

Does this count?

YOU KILL ANTS? that's inhumane.

[steve5451]

Sometimes kids die from the bombs. Big deal. They just make more. :D
Plus some thousands of Mexicans, but who cares 'bout that? :D

[Joker Card]

In the morning we run downstairs and look under our rocks, every kid will get a different bomb. One kid gets the morning bomb, the one that makes a little explosion, usually about a yard of an explosion.
Another kid gets the afternoon bomb, wipes out streets.
Another one gets the nuke. We are required by our religion to have at least 3 kids, so everyone gets a bomb.
If you have more, than you get bombs in-between, like in-between afternoon and morning, etc.
At exactly 12 AM, we launch the nuke, wiping out Mexico, every time they rebuild it just so we can blow it up again next year.

We also sacrifice ants with magnifying glasses. I'm not into that, though. It's kind of a kid game.

Does this count?

Your famiy makes me sick. THEY KILL loving THOUSANDS OF ANTS!