What, for my national socialist like obsession with grammar?
Or because of my high censorship habits?
But I digress.
I am neither German nor British.
Well I only guessed that because I figured your parents are strict, seeing as you went to college when you were like 7. Germans, Poles, Brits, and some Italians hold a heavy importance in education. So I took a guess and clearly failed.
Oh well. You need to stop being so serious, the internet should have some sort of a soothing effect for you, otherwise why would you be on it?