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Mess with clever bot about Ben. It's funny.
User: Drowned.
Cleverbot: Majora.
User: Ben.
Cleverbot: Hello, Ben.
User: Ben drowned.
Cleverbot: How did he drown?
User: Haunted majora's mask.
Cleverbot: BEN.
User: Who's BEN.
Cleverbot: The one from Majora's Mask.
User: Oh, yeah.
Cleverbot: If I were just extremely hideous, like copiously ugly, I would pay a great deal of money to look normal.
User: Are you serious?
Cleverbot: Sure.
User: Like, Seriously serious?
Cleverbot: Seriously seriously seriously.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: I'm cereal.
User: Orly?
Cleverbot: Yes.
User: Nu.
Cleverbot: Yuh.
User: Uh. Nupe.
Cleverbot: No.
User: WHAT THE FU- BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM.
Cleverbot: What do you think about ethics?
User: I hate ethics.
Cleverbot: Bacon is not a person. It is a type of food. What do you think about bacon?
User: Bacon's quite good.
Cleverbot: Do you think socialism is better?
User: Not really. Bacon is the king of meat.
Cleverbot: What is bacon?