Author Topic: I'm going to jump!  (Read 6538 times)

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I'm going to jump in this pool because I'm being chased by the Viet Cong! I have nothing to live for!

What about the americans?

What about the americans?
Im going to jump because my cow blew up. I have nothing to live for!

What about hamburgers?

Im going to jump because I got an "F" on my Flunking class. I have nothing to live for!

What about your "A" in Accomplishing class?

I'm going to jump because error! I have nothing to live for!

"What about ____?"
"Im going to jump because ____. I have nothing to live for!"

you probably dont

Im going to jump because that water looks cold and its 130 degrees outside.

But what about the upcoming minecraft update!

I'm going to jump because I woke up 3 hours early! I have nothing to live for!

I'm going to jump because the only thing I got for my birthday was a dart board! I haven othing to live for!

What about the sweet sweet taste of pop tarts?

Im going to jump because Mario is actually a male stripper! I have nothing to live for!

But what about Luigi!

I am going to jump because Isar Tower Server is not up! I have nothing to live for!

OH stuff
IM GOING TO JUMP TOO BECAUSE NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR

OH stuff
IM GOING TO JUMP TOO BECAUSE NOW I HAVE NOTHING TO LIVE FOR
What about MW2?
Im going to jump because there are no more cheerios. I have nothing to live for!

But what about the Reeses Puffs?
I'm going to jump because my MP2 save file was corrupted (herp MP3). I have nothing to live for!

What about Blockland (pwng eh?)

I'm going to jump because I spilled my milk! I have nothing to live for!

But what about the Downy towels?

I'm going to jump because I was eaten by a plant! I have nothing to live for!