Author Topic: I'm going to jump!  (Read 6753 times)

What about locus?

I'm going to jump because my clock is 3 hours fast. I have nothing to live for!

Think about the settings! The settings, Bob! THE SETTINGS!

I'm going to jump because I can. I have nothing to live for!

But what about those who can't?

I'm going to jump because I blew up a planet. I have nothing to live for!

What about the rewind button?

I'm going to jump because many people think my name is slimeabob. I have nothing to live for!

Slimebob, you still have your name you know it is!

What about Chuck Norris?

I'm going to jump because a creepbear is in my house! I have nothing to live for!

What about Chuck Norris?

I'm going to jump because a creepbear is in my house! I have nothing to live for!
What about a shotgun?

Im going to jump because my vitamins are grape. I have nothing to live for!

Just go ahead and die already.  :cookieMonster:

I'm going to jum because I won't. I have nothing to live for!

What about your bitches?

I'm going to jump because my parents got divorced! I have nothing to live for!

But what about you dads hot girlfriend he will get!

I'm going to jump because I'm sick! I have nothing to live for!

But what about making other people sick with your sickness!

I'm going to jump because my taco tried to eat me! I have tacos to not live for!

Just jump for the love of our sakes.

I'm not going to jump because I won't! I have stuff to live for!

What about me pushing you?

I'm going to jump because I fell off this cliff. I have nothing to live for!

What about a parachute?

Im going to jump because theres a rabid snake about to eat me. Someone prease help

but what about the anitdote
im going to jump because of-
well
im not really going to jump
i'm coming down