Author Topic: Rat in my room  (Read 2132 times)

you said this in greek's server and left

I believe you this time  :cookieMonster:

:the ten best ways to kill a rat:

1: break parts creaner+fire
2: napalm
3: gasoline
4: auto 12 shotgun
5: 50 cal.
6: Ironcat mobile cat suit
7: steamroller
8: artily becon
9: badspot
10: mininuke

inb4chucknorrisorpossiblykimb oslicenofu BRUCE LEE!!!!

Rats can sense when you're a little bitch, and take advantage of it. If you were a real man like me a rat would sense it and be too afraid to come within a 2 mile radius of your house. All my neighbors thank me every day for being such a bad ass.


Get an airsoft gun?
Idiot, that wouldn't do anything. Get a PELLET GUN or something powerful.

Let it bite you and contract rabies.  :cookieMonster:



Let it bite you and contract rabies.  :cookieMonster:
Then bite other people and start a zombie apocalypse.

Let it have babies and capture one! Domestic mice will be your slaves!

Then bite other people and start a zombie apocalypse.
Lol'd

pick it up and beat it with your bare damn hands then throw it out the window into the loving street like a real man

pick it up and beat it with your bare damn hands then throw it out the window into the loving street like a real man
But then it would give him rabies if it bit him.