Zombie invasion breaks out in England. Or, how you would handle this.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Say you're vacationing in England for a couple of weeks and a plague breaks out among the streets turning people into bloodthirsty undead monsters. Because of said events, all the major important companies stop supplying England with food, water and resources.

You, who has little to no experience with firearms or survival, are alone, cold and hungry.

Zombies are dumb, their senses are dull, and they're dying. According to the news channel, the plague is spread through the bloodstream (bites), and it kills the victim under four weeks.


So, everybody but you and a few survivors scattered around the island are left, and it will be twenty eight days before any chance of help is, since everybody's being paranoid of the plague and not sending anything to England.

And one last thing. According to the news, anybody who tries to escape will be shot by patrolling boats around the bays and coasts of England.


How would you survive?

[Ad Bot]

[SteamingImpact]

too lazy to read 

[?]

Get in private hot air balloon jet helicopter thing.
Fly above england.
Drop bomb.
Leave for the states.

[SteamingImpact]

EDIT: Get a medipack, molotov, avoid witches, and get the SPAS 12

need some pills to do it though :/

[MegaScientifical]

Zombies are dumb, their senses are dull, and they're dying.

What?

[zackin5]

Sit in my chair in America worrying only slightly.

Oh dear, I just realized you covered that with the first line.

[Night Fox]

I wouldn't.

[Shinji]

I thought you were serious. Then I read "or, how you would handle this."

[Kalphiter]

What?

They were killed, but they didn't die.
They must be killed to death.

[Tokthree]

I'd sit in my room and wait until Shaun is done making jokes and then the plot device at the end of the film happens which saves the main characters.
Then I'd go back to sitting in my room.

You don't have to think much about these things when your nation has Shaun of the Dead as a supernatural protector

[IkeTheGeneric]

What?

Realistically, the plague would make you a zombie, then you die.

I'd sit in my room and wait until Shaun is done making jokes and then the plot device at the end of the film happens which saves the main characters.
Then I'd go back to sitting in my room.

You don't have to think much about these things when your nation has Shaun of the Dead as a supernatural protector

Har-dee-har-har

[Mr.Interceptor]

[Anybody]

only a total tool would try to balloon their way out of a zombie invasion . . .

[SteamingImpact]

only a total tool would try to balloon their way out of a zombie invasion . . .

I iz tool

[IkeTheGeneric]

only a total tool would try to balloon their way out of a zombie invasion . . .

Anything goes if it's survival. Just so long as you're alive enough to be a tool, it's okay.