Ask Doctor Kata and Doctor Zook

[Katamari007]

As many of you know, I have an imaginary PhD in the field of "I don't know." Because of this achievement, I am permitted to answer any questions that the men and women of this fantastic forum has to answer, even if I don't know how to answer it. Hopefully this thread will help you get on with your lives and stop wondering:  CAN A MAN EAT AN EGGPLANT IN UNDER 3 SECONDS?

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Disclaimer: Katamari007, PhD is not responsible for any questions answered incorrectly, the gerbil made me answer them, HELP. GET HIM OUT OF MY HEAD, PLEASE

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[Placid]

i am 12 and what is this

[Katamari007]

i am 12 and what is this

this is called a thread young boy, many people use threads to blurt out thoughts they might have been thinking about at the time

[zackin5]

What happens when you microwave a warhead?

[blocknight]

Can a man eat an eggplant in under 1 SECOND?

[Katamari007]

What happens when you microwave a warhead?

well, assuming that you can fit a warhead inside a microwave, it would break the fabric of time and a million Charlie Chaplins would come out of nowhere

Can a man eat an eggplant in under 1 SECOND?

Yes, if the man is a bear-ox hybrid

So, I was making my model, and then I exported it. Upon attempting to put it ingame, I packaged it as the default gun file, but with a separate .dts. When I opened the game, it was incorrectly colored. What did I do wrong?

you're just gonna have to deal with it and call it a clown gun

[TheKhoz]

So, I was making my model, and then I exported it. Upon attempting to put it ingame, I packaged it as the default gun file, but with a separate .dts. When I opened the game, it was incorrectly colored. What did I do wrong?

[blocknight]

What's the secret of life? 

[TeslaCoil]

I was playing Battlefield and somehow I killed 5 snipers with a pistol.

Could you tell me why?

[Madmitten]

why does my private area itch so much

[Katamari007]

What's the secret of life? 

yes

I was playing Battlefield and somehow I killed 5 snipers with a pistol.

Could you tell me why?

they were afk

why does my private area itch so much

because you have a boner

[zackin5]

Where might I might the fountain of youth?

And will there be national socialists/commies looking for it this time too?

[Katamari007]

Where might I might the fountain of youth?

And will there be national socialists/commies looking for it this time too?

the fountain of youth can be found in the playground by Main Street

but national socialists will probably be distracted by the Jimmy's birthday party across the playground because he has a magician

[blocknight]

Where's Waldo

[Jalenharvey]

HAO 2 SHOT WEB