Panel 1: "How could I be so [quisotic] and not notice such an anomaly?"
Panel 2: "I thought it was tangible, but it was truly an [organism of frustrating]. Indeed, I underestimated my dilemma."
Panel 3: "The post is not negligible."
Panel 4: "Its vestiges are incessant!"
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Panel 1: You know what's there.
Panel 2: "I admire your intrepid actions [Thgink], but your failure is infa[testicles]."
Panel 3: "My beliefs will stand with me! No [isoclast] could ever change them!"
Panel 4: "A zealot such as yourself often [vindicate] their actions in a foolish manner."
Panel 5: Sparkle, dazzel, glitter, "I'm unscathed, aren't I?"
Panel 6: "No challenge is too [arduous] for me!"
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Panel 1: "Your [infancy] ends here, [Rcidjos]!"
Panel 2: *Hop*
Panel 3: "You pompous imbecile..."
Panel 4: BZZZZZT
Panel 5: Semen ray
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Panel 1: "Such a shame. You were a judicious and [benevolent] friend."
Panel 2: "You were a formidable opponent [that] showed no fallacy."
Panel 3: "However, you displayed a great deal of pride and [tenacity]."
Panel 4: "Eventually, this behavior lead to your morose demise."
Panel 5: "But here I give you one last moment of clemency before death [disseminates] throughout your body. What dubious face is revealed for so long? I will soon lay the question to a [stagnant wall]."
"Excuse me?"
And I'm too lazy to continue.
Words between brackets were words I was not entirely sure of.