What is the worst thing you did in public

[StarDust]

I killed a few people.

It was pretty awkward when the police showed up, I had to explain that I killed them.

But in the end, everything worked out for the best. The dead people didn't file any complaints, nor did they pursue a court order.

i lold

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[Mario71]

got an erection in school, ihop, etc.

[Gamefandan]

i once pissed pissed in a potted plant at the mall because i couldnt find a bathroom

Darr. I once typed typed the same word twice.

[IkeTheGeneric]

got an erection in school, ihop, etc.

What a misfortune that there's mirrors everywhere!

[steve5451]

I killed a man in cold blood with a dull sign post. ;-;

That was YOU?

[Mardalf]

I stole a pair of shoes so I could...
walk to the hardware store and...
steal a crowbar so I could...
go break a window in the gun store and...
steal a gun so I could...
go to the used car lot and...
steal a truck so I could...
remember I forgot a chain and...
drive back to the hardware store and...
steal a chain so I could...
go and steal the ATM so I could...
go and buy that lego set I wanted so bad at walmart...
I got cought but sense I was a minor I was let of with a 10'000 $ fine witch I paid out of the ATM...
so in the end I was right back were I started

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[steve5451]

Cool story, bro.

[Tyler66]

Yell "forget" loudly in Physical Education class.
Now everyone thinks I got anger issues.

[Mardalf]

Cool story, bro.

thx man XD

[Feep]

I once fell asleep in math infront of the teacher, woke up to some kid elbowing me off me seat to wake me up.
teacher yelled at me for the rest of the class.

[steve5451]

I don't go into public.

[Aide33]

We were in a restaurant (when i was like 7) and this hot waitress came to take our orders, than I took two straws and put them in my nose then i looked at her and said "Look i'm a walrus!!"

[steve5451]

I bet you get all the ladies like that.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

I rode my bike with no handlebars.

Me and my friend saw a platypus

[Specever]

What a misfortune that there's mirrors everywhere!

o u