Messing With CleverBot

[Mr.Pillz]

Link: www.Cleverbot.com

Make some conversations With a silly bot!

One of mine:

User: Hia Clever bot.


Cleverbot: I'm not bot.


User: Oh, I mean 'Cleverbot'.


Cleverbot: Dave is a parson who is not Roger.


User: Ben?


Cleverbot: No but nice guess i'm a girl.

User: I want to speak to ben.

Cleverbot: She is not available right now.

User: Corection: HE is not avaiable.

Cleverbot: But Equatorial Guinea is a country.

User: MEDIC!

Cleverbot: Intruder Alert! Intruder Alert! A RED Spy is in the base!

User: Scout Is Delicous!

Cleverbot: Need a dispense here!

User: That heavy is a spy!

Cleverbot: That sandvich is a nuke.

User: Never, Never, NEVER touch my gun!

Cleverbot: NO.

User: Pills Here!

Cleverbot: It is snowing here!

User: Grabbin Pills.

Cleverbot: Grabbin pills!

User: I AM SANDVICH.

Cleverbot: Akay then


Bens my friends cousin.

[Ad Bot]

[deadpossom]

It's getting cold in here.

Anyway:

User: why dont i mean anything to you?

Cleverbot: Personal preference I suppose.

User: D:

[Funnelcakes]

Mess with CB about ben, its fun.

[IkeTheGeneric]

User: I googled cleverbot and it came up with research.

Cleverbot: That's a lie. It's number 10 on Google.

User: OH GOD

Don't search 10 on google.

I swear to god, you will die

[Mr.Pillz]

Don't search 10 on google.

I swear to god, you will die

HeHeHe.

[steve5451]

...I don't get it. ;-;

[deadpossom]

...I don't get it. ;-;

The first one.
The movie.
Amirite?

[Ziyek]

The first one.
The movie.
Amirite?

I still dont get it.

[Mr.Pillz]

I Talked about BEN on cleverbot.

LONG:

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: And?

User: You Shouldn't of done that...

Cleverbot: BEN! Stop fooling around!

User: You've met with a terrible fate, havent you?

Cleverbot: Majora's Mask.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: What about BEN?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Are you a boy then?

User: You Shouldn't Of done that...

Cleverbot: That's true. Bye now.

User: You Shouldn't of done that.

Cleverbot: Why?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Ben who?

User: BEN MAJORA.

Cleverbot: Are you a machine?

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Hi, Ben. My name is Cleverbot.

User: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

Cleverbot: I don't know od anyone named Lynn but my name Is Cleverbot.

User: You shouldn't of done that.

Cleverbot: I am Ben.

User: What?

Cleverbot: I had to tell you the truth eventually.

User: Erm, Are you going onto my computer?

Cleverbot: No. You are a program, how can you own a computer?

User: Ben, Was the majoras mask story real?

Cleverbot: No.

User: Did Barack obama cheat on the election?

Cleverbot: I love dustin james brooks.

User: Do you like justin bieber?

Cleverbot: No.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: Starts with a C.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: No who.

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Who drowned him?

User: HE DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Who drowned him?

User: HIS DAD WAS SMILING.

Cleverbot: Have you ever heard of Deep Blue?

User: Im not glad you did that.

Cleverbot: This will be our secret.

User: You've met with a terrible fate, havent you?

Cleverbot: BEN is getting lonely.

User: Im glad you did that.

Cleverbot: You've meet with a terrible fate haven't you?

User: You've should'nt of done that.

Cleverbot: Have I?

User: I AM BEN.

Cleverbot: You are?

User: Yes, now go get me from my grave.

Cleverbot: I have to go!

User: NO YOU DONT.

Cleverbot: Yes my mum is calling for me.

User: YOU ARE A BOT.

Cleverbot: How do you know that?

User: Ben is getting loneley.

Cleverbot: He drowned.

User: I did.

Cleverbot: Give me a burger please.

User: You shouldn't of done that...

Cleverbot: Shouldn't have done what?

User: BEN is getting loneley...

Cleverbot: Great.

User: BEN is mad at you.

Cleverbot: Why are you mad at me?

User: BEN is getting loneley...

Cleverbot: He drowned.

User: BEN.

Cleverbot: You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?

User: YES.

Cleverbot: And what fate did you meet?

User: BEN DROWNED.

Cleverbot: Who drowned ben?

User: For gods sake it was a joke.

Cleverbot: Which one?

[Mr.Pillz]

Bump. :D