Author Topic: Something's up with my starfish. (Read 1069 times)

Splatter U · January 08, 2011, 04:41:54 AM

Seriously guys, I have a sore stomach, and I cant control my farts, they just happen suddenly, with no warning. Anyone know whats going on?

I've already stuff my boxers once, if that helps.

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keonesan · January 08, 2011, 04:48:23 AM

Too much information man. Gross.

Ever considered perhaps maybe a trained professional. Such as someone who starts with D and ends with OCTOR?

Mardalf · January 08, 2011, 04:50:24 AM

post has been removed because the poster was sleeptyping

TwenteFreak · January 08, 2011, 04:50:47 AM

Quote from: Mardalf on January 08, 2011, 04:50:24 AM

your not eating enugh kookies I thinks I'm turd nou I'm goin to sleap gknight X)

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Masterlegodude · January 08, 2011, 07:22:26 AM

Quote from: Splatter U on January 08, 2011, 04:41:54 AM

I've already stuff my boxers once, if that helps.

Too much information man, you're too much information man

Barakuda · January 08, 2011, 07:30:14 AM

Chuck Norris cannot fart, because nothing ever escapes him.

Seriously, farting sounds like fun!
(Go see the doctor already).

Master Shadow Phoenix · January 08, 2011, 07:34:48 AM

It's probably just constipation. stuffting it out works for many so just do your business in the bathroom like there's no tomorrow.

If it's something relating to p-spot, see a doctor.

Nightmare-Duckie · January 08, 2011, 07:46:25 AM

Medical problem? ASK THE INTERNET THEY HELP!

oliver255 · January 08, 2011, 08:51:32 AM

Don't stick bottles up your ass.

dkamm65 · January 08, 2011, 08:56:13 AM

Cool stolen avatar you have there.

packersfan682 · January 08, 2011, 09:15:02 AM

Try spending the rest of the day on the toilet. So you won't have to worry about stuffting your pants!

Splatter U · January 08, 2011, 09:16:22 AM

Quote from: dkamm65 on January 08, 2011, 08:56:13 AM

Cool stolen avatar you have there.

Changed to something more comfortable.

Big Brother · January 08, 2011, 09:17:48 AM

Quote from: Splatter U on January 08, 2011, 09:16:22 AM

Eh, I was hoping people wont forget about A.R.C. if I did it.

wow what an excuse lol

Aide33 · January 08, 2011, 01:06:58 PM

I might have a diagnostic,,, You must have to much stuff logged up your ass... my solution someone needs to stick some type of stick up your ass so every thing comes out...

ShadowsfeaR · January 08, 2011, 01:08:24 PM

Quote from: Splatter U on January 08, 2011, 09:16:22 AM

Changed to something more comfortable.

I'd rather die