Author Topic: This just in, you may accidentally die at the age 82-103 due to being old!  (Read 1057 times)

This is some terrible news. A new disease was discovered after a man died in his home of an unknown illness!

They later found out that it was caused by full organ failure. He passed away at the ripe old age of 88. His family speaks out for older men and women, encouraging them to live life to the fullest, regardless of how this unknown disease will affect them.

Another report shows that older men have accidentally killed themselves by being to old. A tragic case of mass Self Delete shows that older men (in their nineties) were found dead for no cause at all. No signs of foul play were reported.

It was later noted that these men all died in the same way; Accidental Self Delete. How did it happen? Nobody knows yet.

What a mystery this is. :o

stuff, someone get a DeLorean.

Isn't acidental Self Delete an oxymoron? :s

Isn't acidental Self Delete an oxymoron? :s

This just in: A smartass tries to question my logic

BE SILENT, FOOL



This just in: A smartass tries to question my logic

BE SILENT, FOOL
:(

This plague is possibly being spread by Russian spies.

Why? Because the disease is russian around everywhere


Or maybe I shouldn't joke about death..

This plague is possibly being spread by Russian spies.

Why? Because the disease is russian around everywhere
You're funny.

"Hey mom I'm gonna go die, k."



Birds, fish, and old men and women die of an unknown cause.

!!!

What a mystery this is. :o

Also, I hope my grandfather doesn't die like this :o. He's 82 and he's in good health :)