My dad just chopped of his 2 fingers with a snowblower.

[Gamefandan]

They were doing studies recently with how and why starfish regenerate their limbs. The scientists working on this study developed a sort of powder that, theoretically, could regenerate flesh. Later, a man with a chopped off finger offered to try out the powder; It ended up that his finger grew back, if not a little weirder looking, completely restored.

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[Joker Card]

If it has been unattached for 2 hours I think it won't be able to be put back on.  But I could be wrong.

They can be re-attached as long as they are refrigerated/frozen. Otherwise, no.

[fred da kiko]

nice avatar, loving avatar bandit.

[Hiiro3293]

Hiiro i'm sorry but you're loving handicapped. Using the same insult Rave used doesn't help you

HURR TWO FINGERS GONE ISN'T WORSE THAN STUBBING A TOE LOLOL Hy-loving-perbole

No, it hurts way worse, and they can't ever USE those fingers again. HY-PER-BOLE
 So don't go all "Hyperbole" on something that isn't exaggerated. Under exaggeration is STILL exaggeration
get out troll. You get out.

On topic: That must suck really bad for your dad. I'll bet it does, what is he doing here anyways?

[fred da kiko]

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nice avatar, loving avatar bandit.

[Hiiro3293]

nice avatar, loving avatar bandit.

Listen here and listen well because this story I am going to tell is going to be one you will want to hear so shut your trap and quite your peers.

I took it to troll Kalphiter and Niven, it was a joke, and is still going. It will go longer if you call me an avatar bandit. I kin of like the title.

[Visage]

I know how your dad feels, I cut off 2 of my toes with a hairdryer.

[Hiiro3293]

I know how your dad feels, I cut off 2 of my toes with a hairdryer.

I cut off 3 of my fibulae with a nutella can-thing.

[fred da kiko]

Listen here and listen well because this story I am going to tell is going to be one you will want to hear so shut your trap and quite your peers.

I took it to troll Kalphiter and Niven, it was a joke, and is still going. It will go longer if you call me an avatar bandit. I kin of like the title.

..... the forget are you saying? if you like being called avatar bandit i'll just call you a whore...

[Jubel]

I know how your dad feels, I cut off 2 of my toes with a hairdryer.

Toes + Hairdryer = gibblefoot

???
does not compute

[Caution]

..... the forget are you saying? if you like being called avatar bandit i'll just call you a whore...

How the forget does that not make sense to you, and how the forget does your logic even make sense? Why do we have such a sudden wave of idiots on the forums? Jesus christ, go away if you don't have something helpful to say. Hiiro's sentences weren't even that loving hard to comprehend.

I really do hope your dad turns out alright, though. I can't imagine life missing two fingers.

[fred da kiko]

How the forget does that not make sense to you, and how the forget does your logic even make sense? Why do we have such a sudden wave of idiots on the forums? Jesus christ, go away if you don't have something helpful to say. Hiiro's sentences weren't even that loving hard to comprehend.

I really do hope your dad turns out alright, though. I can't imagine life missing two fingers.

i have a pet peeve about sentences with no periods...

[Kobewarrior]

EAT SOME RED SNOW :U

Snowcones.

[Hiiro3293]

i have a pet peeve about sentences with no periods...

I meant it to be a rap, sing it to a beat, it will be better that way.

[fred da kiko]

I meant it to be a rap, sing it to a beat, it will be better that way.

ah.
anyway, glue the fingers back on with super glue. that worked when i chopped off my left leg with a machete....