[32x32] GENERIC ADVENTURE THAT IS TOTALLY NOT A COPY OF ANY ADVENTURES AT ALL.

[Niblic]

GENERIC ADVENTURE THAT IS ORIGINAL

Look at this original adventure that is not a copy of any adventures at all because why would you be so crazy to assume such an improbable thing, oh look it's in extremely low resolution yes I thought of that first.



You are stuck in an original scenario, which is quite frankly your bedroom.

Look, I'm going to plaster useless RPG-style bullstuff here:

HP: 60 (oh no reduced health)
MP: 90
IMAGINATION: 56.34856 (keep it smooth and original)
CREATIVITY: 56.34860 (not the same as imagination)
STRENGTH: 70
SPEED: 70
INTELLIGENCE: 60
CHARISMA: 80
FLEXIBILITY: 90
TOOTHPICKING: 100
MONEY: $2
INVENTORIZING: 50
GODMODE: 0
TELEKINESIS: 1
MIND-CONTROL: 0
MANIPULATION: 20
SELLSMAN: 3
TRADING: 5
EXP: 0/500,000,000
PILOTING: 0
DRIVING: 52

What will you do?

(Note: Input commands with > in front because this is original)

[Ad Bot]

[Jorici]

>repeatedly bash face against the wall

[masterockets]

>Go left

[Qwepir]

>Beat self to death with battery indicator

[Niblic]

>Beat self to death with battery indicator

You try to beat yourself to death with a battery indicator and OH NO AN ORIGINAL OBSTRUCTION THAT IS TOTALLY NOT AN EDIT OF THE REGULAR CHARACTER SPRITE!

[masterockets]

>Beat him to death with battery indicator

[Niblic]

Another obstruction blocks your way and punches you in the face!

HP: 59.99 (oh no reduced health)
MP: 90
IMAGINATION: 56.34856 (keep it smooth and original)
CREATIVITY: 56.34860 (not the same as imagination)
STRENGTH: 70
SPEED: 70
INTELLIGENCE: 60
CHARISMA: 80
FLEXIBILITY: 90
TOOTHPICKING: 100
MONEY: $2
INVENTORIZING: 50
GODMODE: 0
TELEKINESIS: 1
MIND-CONTROL: 0
MANIPULATION: 20
SELLSMAN: 3
TRADING: 5
EXP: 0/500,000,000
PILOTING: 0
DRIVING: 52

[masterockets]

>Telekineticly kill them both

[Niblic]

>Telekineticly kill them both

You use your weak telekinesis skills and punch the obstruction to Page 6, I was too lazy to draw the other obstruction.

[masterockets]

> ===>

[Niblic]

> ===>

You gain 1 EXP!

HP: 60 (oh no reduced health)
MP: 90
IMAGINATION: 56.34856 (keep it smooth and original)
CREATIVITY: 56.34860 (not the same as imagination)
STRENGTH: 70
SPEED: 70
INTELLIGENCE: 60
CHARISMA: 80
FLEXIBILITY: 90
TOOTHPICKING: 100
MONEY: $2
INVENTORIZING: 50
GODMODE: 0
TELEKINESIS: 1
MIND-CONTROL: 0
MANIPULATION: 20
SELLSMAN: 3
TRADING: 5
EXP: 1/500,000,000
PILOTING: 0
DRIVING: 52

[Jorici]

> Lick yourself clean

[Niblic]

> Lick yourself clean

You gain 5 Telekinesis and learned skill "Abradiculinyphutitular Nepholorobitical Egenoliplex"


HP: 60 (oh no reduced health)
MP: 90
IMAGINATION: 56.34856 (keep it smooth and original)
CREATIVITY: 56.34860 (not the same as imagination)
STRENGTH: 70
SPEED: 70
INTELLIGENCE: 60
CHARISMA: 80
FLEXIBILITY: 90
TOOTHPICKING: 100
MONEY: $2
INVENTORIZING: 50
GODMODE: 0
TELEKINESIS: 6
MIND-CONTROL: 0
MANIPULATION: 20
SELLSMAN: 3
TRADING: 5
EXP: 1/500,000,000
PILOTING: 0
DRIVING: 52
SKILLS: 1

[Tingalz]

you're taking this joke too far

[NickTheSushi]

Use lock.