When people run the hot water out and don't tell me.
I step in shower.
Turn on hot water.
Turn on co-
FUUUUUUUUUUUUU-
I sit outside the shower, shivering, waiting for the hot water to replenish.
When people leave the shower dripping. I hear it through the damn wall. Keeps me up all night.
Overprotective parents that think it's my fault if their kid pulls in front of me when I'm riding a go kart.
story time.
Taylor sees me riding my go kart around.
He wants to ride, and sees me in the circle.
Pulls bike in front of me trying to get me to stop.
I slam on brakes, stopping before I hit him.
He falls off his bike and starts crying.
His mom comes out and hears Taylor crying and my go kart idling.
She starts yelling at me saying that I hit him.
I tell her he pulled in front of me, and wouldn't be getting hit in the face by a bicycle if I had hit him.
She threatens to call my mom for "hurting" her son.
Little kids that think that they're so badass in their power wheels car.
nother story.
Taylors brothers see me in my go kart.
I pull a 180 and they come up beside me.
They're all like, "ha ha your car looks stupid."
I reply, "at least mine is fun."
They're like, "we could beat your stupid car in a race."
I reply, "Mmk. Wanna bet?"
more insults
We decide to race.
I wait 10 seconds, then floor it, making sure to clip one of their wheels.
They go, "Cheater, you got a headstart!"
I reply, saying that they got the 10 second head start.
They go and whine to their mom that I was cheating.
Their mom goes up and tries to grab me.
I tap the gas, and she tries to stop me.
I floor it, and she tries to grab the back of the kart, failing miserably and instead getting a mouthful of exhaust and burning rubber.
