Author Topic: Percy's Quest for the Xbox360! (Read 2323 times)

Blaze0 · January 13, 2011, 10:24:41 PM

Yes. ANOTHER adventure game.

Your name is Percy Coleman. You have just woken up. You hear some noise outside and walk to the window. You look outside and see what's going on. Your parents are having a yard sale. Looks like it's just finishing up. You're fine, until...

You are alarmed!

On center table, your Xbox360 is sitting there priced at $40!

You see someone walking towards it!
And so the adventure begins.

What do you do? You can't let them get the Xbox. Your parents have already nagged you about playing video games too much. They are both on the front lawn. If they see you trying to take the Xbox off the table, you will get caught and punished.

What do you do?

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? · January 13, 2011, 10:32:16 PM

Climb out, Take the Xbox, Get on your bike, Ride off until they forget.
NOW LET'S DO THIS BEFORE THIS TURNS INTO SOME MAGIC BULLstuff

Blaze0 · January 14, 2011, 01:31:53 PM

Quote from: BlockLeg on January 13, 2011, 11:29:40 PM

Call your friend to buy it for you with the phone, then pay him back.

You call him, only to hear snoring. He must've fell asleep on his flight back into town and gotten flown to the next stop.

The person pays for the Xbox! They set it in the back of their pickup truck, and start the car. It doesn't go anywhere, though. They have a flat tire!

What do you do?

billy1 · January 14, 2011, 08:20:13 PM

try to break the window and get it

skyblue6245 · January 14, 2011, 08:23:13 PM

Freak out.

Blaze0 · January 14, 2011, 10:34:00 PM

Quote from: skyblue6245 on January 14, 2011, 08:23:13 PM

Freak out.

Haha no.

You rush downstairs.

+1 Hockey Stick

Good thing you left it at the doorway. Never know when it could come in handy. Unfortunately, it doesn't fit in any bag so you must carry it around with you, or set it down.

Dj Smash · January 14, 2011, 10:46:10 PM

Run at the guy

Blaze0 · January 14, 2011, 11:30:17 PM

Quote from: Dj Smash on January 14, 2011, 10:46:10 PM

Run at the guy

No.

1: He could call the cops for assault and battery.
2: Your parents would DEFIANTLY see and stop you.
3: That's CRAZY!

Scarpelt · January 14, 2011, 11:35:43 PM

dont do a damn thing about it; you got a NES anyway

skyblue6245 · January 15, 2011, 12:16:33 AM

Tell your parents it was yours and that since it is YOURS then you should've had a say in it. If they dont call the guy or look for him sue them.

star9578 · January 15, 2011, 12:37:05 AM

Go punch your parents for being inconsiderate douches.

Swholli · January 15, 2011, 02:51:07 AM

Quote from: skyblue6245 on January 15, 2011, 12:16:33 AM

Tell your parents it was yours and that since it is YOURS then you should've had a say in it. If they dont call the guy or look for him sue them.

Mom, I know you bought and paid for this xbox and all of its games, and in no way did I contribute to it in any other way than playing it, which in turn added a little bit extra to your electric bill, and a little bit more annoyance to you because I ignored my chores to play it. However, despite the fact that most people would consider this your property and that you have the right as a parent to punish me for ignoring said chores in the ways you see fit, I hereby demand that the xbox in question is in fact my property and should be rightfully returned to my room.

Also, hey mom, me and some friends were thinking of going to a children's rights riot later today.

What do you mean I can't go?

The Man is hurting on me! The Man is hurting on me!

skyblue6245 · January 15, 2011, 12:25:40 PM

my post was a joke

Swholli · January 15, 2011, 01:07:44 PM

Oh and then you said to sue him too. Sue him for legally purchasing an item that was for sale by its respected purchasers. Judge Judy would stuff all over you.

Blaze0 · January 15, 2011, 02:41:16 PM

When no one is looking, you run over and jump in the back of the car. Right as you grab the Xbox, the car starts up. Seconds later, you're going over 25. Way to dangerous to jump out of the back of a moving pickup at that speed.

What do you do?