What do you hate about the Cinema?

[Ironslug29881]

I want to a theater to watch Click a long time ago.

The theater I went to was WONDERFUL! It had tables for your foods, vibrating chairs (super quiet), and a great speaker system! (Brand new!) The only thing keeping me from enjoying the paradise that was the theater, was this Mexican family. (I'm not tribal.) They kept reaching into my popcorn box and stealing popcorn, so I put the box on my lap. No big deal right? Wrong, the kids start screaming and kicking my chair. So I leave the theater calmly and talk to a security person outside. He tells me, "If it happens again, tell me."

So I go back to my seat, just to find out the family stole all my stuff! The soda, popcorn, and Skittles! I was angry, so I went back to the guard and told him they took my stuff. He didn't do anything. In fact, he told me that I shouldn't have let my stuff sitting out.

So I spent the remaining hour of the film with nothing to Drink. At least the seats vibrated... :P

Now my question to you fine folk is what do you hate about Theaters?

[Ad Bot]

[Dj Smash]

That so many people scream out the lamest jokes and repeat the most handicapped lines

[Skip]

Sounds more like a reason to hate Mexicans.

[Shadowed999]

Sounds more like a reason to hate Mexicans.

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[Joker Card]

When some jack ass decides to talk on the phone. Or when someone brings a laptop to a movie.

[Malestrom]

When someone sips their slurpee really loudly and when they stop, they start cringing o Reid popcorn and their kids cry and then someones o the phone.


Sigh.

[Joker Card]

I also hate it when you get stuck with front row seats. Total bullstuff.

[Snaffle J. Bean]

I hate how loud it is. One theater had some volume problems with one of the speakers, and I thought I was going to go deaf in my left ear.

[StarDust]

I want to a theater to watch Click a long time ago.

 vibrating chairs (super quiet),

So I spent the remaining hour of the film with nothing to Drink. At least the seats vibrated... :P

Now my question to you fine folk is what do you hate about Theaters?

dontgethorny

i hate how it takes them so long to fix something

[Madmitten]

the theater i went to was nice
everyone reacted to it as if it was a sitcom
tense moments were silence
funny moments were that little "hahahah"
and at the end everyone clapped
we also sat in the front

[Kingdaro]

"HEY! TURN YOUR PHONE OFF!"

"HEY! QUIET DOWN!"

"NO U"

"STFU"

"U STFU I'M TRYING TO WATCH MOVIE"

"U STFU FIRST"

"NO U"

etc.

[Supreme Guy]

I hate how mothers bring there screaming children to the movies.


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loving CHILDREN YOU ARE STOOPED

[HellHound]

People with LOUD ringtones.

That and bratty children, back row seats, front row seats. The middle seats are juuust right. You don't have to look up or down at the screen.

[Joker Card]

One thing I DO love about movies however are going to an R movie and busting little kids.

[Malestrom]

Everything but the movie and when, on a rare occasion, you have just the right amount of butter on your popcorn, your chocolate raisins haven't melted, and people are quiet. Then I am perfectly happy and all is awesome :D