Author Topic: This shovel is a badass (Read 3714 times)

Hiiro3293 · January 16, 2011, 11:59:02 PM

http://www.wimp.com/militaryshovel/

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Sarge · January 16, 2011, 11:59:50 PM

I saw this before. Now I want one.

THE SHOVEL: YOU CAN KILL YOUR OPPONENT AND BURY HIS CORPSE TOO.

captain blue · January 17, 2011, 12:03:11 AM

Fun fact: On it's freetime, the shovel enjoys tea.

viper30000 · January 17, 2011, 12:22:48 AM

Hey wants some BREAD?

*pulls out shovel

Qwepir · January 17, 2011, 12:30:51 AM

This shovel does not blog!
it does not biodegrade!
it barely digs holes!
But it is mine and AGGGGH IT IS ON FIRE!

Niven · January 17, 2011, 12:31:15 AM

viper30000 · January 17, 2011, 12:35:37 AM

I really want to buy this to show off to my friends and be like, HMM LOOKS LIKE YOU GOT BEANS BUT THEY ARE STUCK IN A CAN! LET ME OPEN THAT CAN FOR YOU! *pulls out shovel*

Edit: Google showed me the way and its like 120$ or somthing, still want it though...

Skip · January 17, 2011, 12:36:04 AM

This shovel.
What doesn't it do?

Meekl · January 17, 2011, 12:37:44 AM

THIS IS MY SHOVEL
THERE ARE MANY LIKE IT BUT THIS ONE IS MINE.
WITHOUT ME, MY SHOVEL IS USELESS. WITHOUT MY SHOVEL, I AM USELESS.

fred da kiko · January 17, 2011, 12:56:25 AM

in the book world war z they had s shovel like this that they gave to the remaining us army and they would use it if their gun ran out and the zombies were too close.

Menen · January 17, 2011, 01:03:37 AM

Chinese arent smart enough to make this.

Silly Chinese.

Qwepir · January 17, 2011, 01:04:11 AM

They probably bought this stuff from the Russians, like all their other military hardware.

CopBlock · January 17, 2011, 01:33:06 AM

Wheres the flesh light handle? :(

Ciam86 · January 17, 2011, 01:39:48 AM

This shovel is a new religion.

NickTheSushi · January 17, 2011, 01:46:59 AM

Mother of forget.

That stuff's awesome, even if it is just a shovel.