Author Topic: This shovel is a badass (Read 3713 times)

Healbadbad · January 17, 2011, 02:02:54 AM

Wheres the flesh light handle? :(

It's there, but due to chinese television censorship, they cant show it.

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Nick4t · January 17, 2011, 02:14:32 AM

I thought the coolest feature was you can use it as a grapple hook.

The bottle opener was cool too.

JAW959 · January 17, 2011, 02:21:49 AM

China, forget yea.

Isjix · January 17, 2011, 02:49:22 AM

I taught them how to make one.

Rekuddo · January 17, 2011, 03:20:15 AM

They probably bought this stuff from the Russians, like all their other military hardware.

No actually they stole the designs of the US, like they always do for their military equipment.

We have an identical eTool, nothing special.

TheScout · January 17, 2011, 03:54:11 AM

Maggots.

Maggots everywhere.

Talent74 · January 17, 2011, 04:17:13 AM

THAT SOLDIER IS A SPY

Tylale · January 17, 2011, 04:40:09 AM

You haven't seen this before? Almost everyone I know owns one, though most have a small change like this one:

Hiiro3293 · January 17, 2011, 05:04:18 AM

Minecraft needs one of these

canasore · January 17, 2011, 06:36:39 AM

Made In China, I don't think it will last very long.

Littledude · January 17, 2011, 07:30:55 AM

Oh hey, I just buried some land mines with my shovel, now lets use it to saw some wood! Oh wait, I'm hungry let's cut up a potato!

Riot · January 17, 2011, 10:27:25 AM

Chinese arent smart enough to make this.

Silly Chinese.

The celestial clock built itself!

Shadowed999 · January 17, 2011, 10:31:22 AM

Need one in HL2Ep3/L4D3.

Coupon · January 17, 2011, 10:31:55 AM

This shovel.
What doesn't it do?

Super Yoshi Bro · January 17, 2011, 10:48:42 AM

This shovel does not blog!
it does not biodegrade!
it barely digs holes!
But it is mine and AGGGGH IT IS ON FIRE!

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