Author Topic: I came up with the best joke ever.  (Read 2282 times)

What do you call it when Leonard Nimoy chokes on a tampon?

Toxic Spock Syndrome.

Heehe... Oh wait... I didn't laugh.


I have a feeling you two don't know what Toxic Shock Syndrome is.

I have a feeling you two don't know what Toxic Shock Syndrome is.
Something to do with tampons.

Owait:
tampon
Of COURSE you're gonna say "you read that from my post." :U



God damn you're stupid.
Because...?

Either way it's most definitely not the "best joke ever." :/
« Last Edit: January 19, 2011, 06:17:29 PM by Kingdaro »

Not really that funny.
I get it, but it isn't funny.

i came up with the best joke ever.

why did the chicken cross the road?

What do you call it when Leonard Nimoy chokes on a tampon?

Toxic Spock Syndrome.

I get it.

Something to do with tampons.

Either way it's most definitely not the "best joke ever." :/

You don't get it.  Don't let the door hit you on the way out.

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I didn't laugh because toxic shock syndrome is a horrible, horrible thing, and I recently read a book from the microbiologist who figured out what was causing it.

Usually I can laugh at ridiculously offensive things, while trying to say "that's terrible" in between gasps for air, but this just didn't work for me.

ALRIGHT PEOPLE I HAVE THE REAL GREATEST JOKE EVER!

Wenn ist das Nunstück git und Slotermeyer? Ja! Beiherhund das Oder die Flipperwaldt gersput!


:D!

I have a feeling you two don't know what Toxic Shock Syndrome is.
I get it but it's stupid.


why did the chicken cross the road?

Because his stressful life banded between two choices for the chicken to make, either end the pain, or attempt tolerance.

His last moments of life were decided, and the chicken was found dead the next morning.