The hiccup cure

[slimabob]

Hey guys, post anything that has been fabled to cure hiccups. They can be real, or just make up one of your own that you know would NEVER work but you found it amusing.

I'll start.

One way to cure hiccups: Stand on your head and recite the alphabet without taking one breath.

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[Shadowed999]

I just hold my breath and count to twelve. :I

[LeetZero]

Hit your head on keyboard for the topic you just seen.

[Blaze0]

This works for me.
Eat an entire steak in 3 breaths.

[Freeze]

I'll rape you if you hiccup again.

[Dippindots]

Have someone pull your ears really hard

[GenaralSkar]

Water or hold your breath.

[IkeTheGeneric]

I heard drinking lighter fluid cures hiccups

[Cybertails1998]

laser your own nose
Inside joke: Remember, I made a thread about this.

[Cheezr]

if you drink bleach it gets rid of hiccups

[Specever]

Here's a legitimate way: Scream at the top of your lungs. Works every time for me.

[blaman]

Punch yourself in the chest.

[carolcat]

Drink water while upside-down.

[Sario]

die there hiccups cured

[Jokey365]

drink something for a long as you can without stopping. If you hiccup during the drinking, start over