Author Topic: Gatarade Tops.  (Read 962 times)

Hi.

I've been wondering for a while at my school;
apparently if you buy a Gatorade, the lunch person will ask you for the top of the gatorade. So you have to take off the top and give it to them.

Why do they do this?
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They use them to ade gaters.

What the forget did you just say?

You can throw them at people, by holding it between your index finger and thumb and then flicking it at a person/object.

They do this at venues too like sports games, people throw 'em at performers/athletes/other jerks in the crowds. It's annoying but it's a skill we all need to learn.

I've been there and done that. Throwing mushed up apples that still have the skin intact is funnier and more assholish to do anyhow.

The little sharp things on the inside of the top that seal the bottle before you open can be peeled out or something which makes like sharp spikes around the outside of the top which people can use as a weapon of some sorts.

I don't drink Gatorade, I drink Straightorade.

The little sharp things on the inside of the top that seal the bottle before you open can be peeled out or something which makes like sharp spikes around the outside of the top which people can use as a weapon of some sorts.
Ouch bro you scratched me, I'm callin the police


Tax.
Have you paid the orange cap tax br0?

If u dint im gona fuk u ^

You can fold the orange ring around the drink and flip it inside out. Then you rap it around your cap and you can use it to stab people.

Try it, it's fun :D

You can fold the orange ring around the drink and flip it inside out. Then you rap it around your cap and you can use it to stab people.

Try it, it's fun :D
That's still not the cap, also that's dumb.

Compasses, they're deadly.

That's still not the cap, also that's dumb.

Compasses, they're deadly.
No, it's pretty much useless if you don't wrap it around the cap. IT's like a perfect fit so you need that to make people bleed.

Who buys overpriced school Gatorade?

No, it's pretty much useless if you don't wrap it around the cap. IT's like a perfect fit so you need that to make people bleed.
IT'S 11:33

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PEOPLE AREN'T BLEEDING!!!

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GET ME A GATORADE STAT!!!!