My struggle with gaseous passing.

[IkeTheGeneric]

Hey guys I thought about farting, but I realized it would only bring misery. But the pressure got so bad, the fart burst through and out. A horrible wall of gas filled the room, and my only means of escape would be the upstairs passageway.

A tumble out of my chair proved difficult as I breathed in too much toxic gas, but I realized that I can filter the gas using my shirt collar and putting it over my nose and mouth. I quickly scrambled towards the stairs, the room filling with gas. My eyes started bleeding, but I made it out. I am posting this on my droid phone, my house is under quarantine.

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[Joltarn]

not as bad as when I flooded my house with acid piss

[DrenDran]

Reminds me of that screenshot of a thread that ends in a guy posting "That's nothing, I once killed 6 million jews with my gas." and a picture of Riddler.
Picture get.

[Comatose]

That's really loving nasty.

[DaSord213]

I've had to move 17 times for the exact reason. It never comes out. There's now man made hills from where my past houses were.

[Anti-Block]

Guess you could say he...


gassed himself.
YEEEAAAAAHHH

[LizzyRascal]

At least you still have a pair of pants. Unless you stuff yourself.

[Qwepir]

what the hell, is this /co/ all of a sudden? why are we talking about farts?

[Socky]

 /headdesk

[The Titanium]

nonono, i thought off topic was /b/, not /co/

[Pulchritude]

I read the first sentence and immediately facepalmed.

[SeventhSandwich]

Not as bad as when I skinned my mother and wore her skin as a hat.

[skelolego229]

Not as bad as when I skinned my mother and wore her skin as a hat.

i did that once
i made my father into a matching walking stick and cape

[The Titanium]

anyway,
what the heck, ike? o-o

[NickTheSushi]

That's nothing, I once killed 6 million jews with my gas.