Author Topic: Anti-Joke  (Read 3092 times)

What was the pirate's favorite letter?

Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.

What was the pirate's favorite letter?

Many pirates were illiterate and so did not know any letters, much less have a favorite. However, even if this pirate were able to read, it is unlikely that we would be able to find out his favorite letter without asking him, since pirates were primarily in existence two to four centuries ago. In addition, most people don't have a favorite letter, and so a pirate would probably not be an exception.
Now THAT is nerdy.
Of course, the pirates' favorite letter is R.

What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday?

He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

these are loving better than regular jokes

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?".
 The horse doesn't reply because horses can't talk.


You know why Michael J. Fox makes really good milkshakes?
 Because he uses the best ingredients.


It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigerator is broken.
 Your refrigerator.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 12:33:24 PM by Anybody »

Q: What is red and smells like blue paint?

A: Red paint

Two muffins are in an oven. One says "It's getting hot in here". The other one starts to reply but then it's internal organs burst from the heat.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 12:41:12 PM by Kevdude »

How do you start a Mexican Parade?

It takes careful time and planning, a solid budget, and several volunteers of the Mexican ethnicity.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

He didn't. The farmer butcher'd him.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 03:04:50 PM by Freeze »

Q: Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack?

A: He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I died laughing.

Your momma's so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.

Your momma's so poor that she should file for unemployment benefits.

The Theory of Relativity, proposed by the Jewish physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955) in the early part of the 20th century, is one of the most significant scientific advances of our time. Although the concept of relativity was not introduced by Einstein, his major contribution was the recognition that the speed of light in a vacuum is constant and an absolute physical boundary for motion. This does not have a major impact on a person's day-to-day life since we travel at speeds much slower than light speed. For objects travelling near light speed, however, the theory of relativity states that objects will move slower and shorten in length from the point of view of an observer on Earth. Einstein also derived the famous equation, E = mc2, which reveals the equivalence of mass and energy.

When Einstein applied his theory to gravitational fields, he derived the "curved space-time continuum" which depicts the dimensions of space and time as a two-dimensional surface where massive objects create valleys and dips in the surface. This aspect of relativity explained the phenomena of light bending around the sun, predicted black holes as well as the Cosmic Microwave Background Radiation (CMB) -- a discovery rendering fundamental anomalies in the classic Steady-State hypothesis. For his work on relativity, the photoelectric effect and blackbody radiation, Einstein received the Nobel Prize in 1921.

Q: What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A: A submarine!

 :cookieMonster:

Q: What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A: A submarine!

 :cookieMonster:

I lol'd, rolling on the floor.

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear.
My new sig ^^


What did one orphan say to the other?

My parents are dead.
« Last Edit: January 24, 2011, 09:08:15 PM by Socky »

What has two legs and is red all over?
Half of a cat

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm?
Getting raped by a giant scorpion.