Author Topic: Anti-Joke (Read 3138 times)

Kevdude · January 24, 2011, 09:42:34 AM

Q: How do you make plumber cry?

A: You kill his family

Q: What do you call a black man flying a plane?

A: A pilot!

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Madmitten · January 24, 2011, 09:48:57 AM

cant wait to use this

Kevdude · January 24, 2011, 09:52:26 AM

Q: What is long and hard and comes out soft and sticky?

A: A stick of gum

duckman1229 · January 24, 2011, 10:08:47 AM

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead were going for a walk. They spotted some tracks, and stopped to inspect them.
"Those are train tracks." The blonde noted.
They agreed, looked both ways, then crossed safely over it.

skill4life · January 24, 2011, 10:15:01 AM

These are awesome.

duckman1229 · January 24, 2011, 10:16:52 AM

So this guy walks into the doctor's and says "Doctor, it hurts when I poke my leg like this." The doctor says "Yes, you've shattered both your kneecaps. You'll never walk again."

indyjones · January 24, 2011, 10:21:25 AM

Knock Knock

"Who's there?"

"The Police, your husband has just been killed."

skill4life · January 24, 2011, 10:23:24 AM

Why are black people so good at basketball?
Dedication and hard work.

Xalos · January 24, 2011, 10:24:13 AM

Why was six afraid of seven?

It wasn't. Numbers are not sentient and therefore incapable of feeling fear.

I lol'd :D

TheKhoz · January 24, 2011, 10:29:35 AM

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor?

"Where's my tractor?"

Quote from: Xalos on January 24, 2011, 10:24:13 AM

I lol'd :D

Xalos · January 24, 2011, 10:31:08 AM

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs water skiing?

I don't know, but that sounds like a highly improbably circumstance.

JPSC · January 24, 2011, 10:46:27 AM

HOLY stuff.

Jubel · January 24, 2011, 10:47:15 AM

You ever notice when geese fly in a V there is one line that is always longer than the other?

Do you know why that is?

Because there are more geese in that line.

skelolego229 · January 24, 2011, 10:59:32 AM

what did the neo-national socialist say to the jew?

hello.

Joker Card · January 24, 2011, 11:12:13 AM

?: I had the worst day ever!

a: Was it worse than 9/11?

?: What's worse than being a Jew in 2010?

A: Being a Jew in 1942.

?: How did the asian woman's car get totaled

A: She was hit by a drunk driver