Jorici's Money Tracker

[keonesan]

Keonesan's Process

Mom I got straight A's. Can I have 20 bucks?

<Mom looks online to check my grades.>

<Takes forever because her computer is crap.>

<Sees that I have straight A's.>

<Takes forever to transfer money into my account because of her crap computer.>

<I blow the 20 dollars within five minutes on Steam.>

<Wait a month.>

<Repeat>

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[DrenDran]

Keonesan's Process

Mom I got straight A's. Can I have 20 bucks?

<Mom looks online to check my grades.>

<Takes forever because her computer is crap.>

<Sees that I have straight A's.>

<Takes forever to transfer money into my account because of her crap computer.>

<I blow the 20 dollars within five minutes on Steam.>

<Wait a month.>

<Repeat>

You have no other way of getting cash?
Like, don't you at least get some gift money from someone somewhere over some holiday?

[keonesan]

You have no other way of getting cash?
Like, don't you at least get some gift money from someone somewhere over some holiday?

I do earn my own money but I'm broke at the moment.

EDIT: Well not broke, only money in my savings.

[Madmitten]

I do earn my own money

tell me how
also

Madmitten's Process

<Do a stuffload of flyer designs for mother's business.>

<Go and play games>

<Do stuffload of flyer designs for mother's event.>

<Wait a year>

<A: Event goes great; Immediate payout ranging in the hundreds.
B: Event goes ok; wait another year for halved payout>

<Mom decides to quit current business>

<FFFFFFFFFFF->

[KadeBL_ID12958]

Oh, that stripper must have stolen my money!

Plus 5 points if you get the reference.

[otto-san]

+$113.63 from dedicated hosting service

[steve5451]

HOW 2 HOST DEDICATED!11
I WUNT MONIES!!!1

[otto-san]

HOW 2 HOST DEDICATED!11
I WUNT MONIES!!!1

1. Buy a *good* device to host it on

2. Make people pay a fee to keep a server up

3. Free enterprise is amazing.

[Madmitten]

1. Buy a *good* device to host it on

2. Make people pay a fee to keep a server up

3. Free enterprise is amazing.

oh my god
i dont have a paypal account

[otto-san]

oh my god
i dont have a paypal account

They're free with payment.

[Madmitten]

They're free with payment.

well stuff now i just have to make sure my little brother doesnt ever get on his computer

[keonesan]

tell me how
also

Well I earn both tangible and non-tangible awards. I've been gifted multiple games on Steam for helping people with computer issues, I've helped my mom with a video project, and I've sold pre-orders to Epsilon Project which I never finished. *cough cough* Let's hope that they don't remember.

[jookbox :D]

Total: $231 (150 of it is money from christmas. THANKS GRANDMA.)

Picked up a 20 on the sidewalk today
+20
Planning to buy: F.E.A.R. 1, 2, 3 when it comes out, DooM 3, Penumbra: Overture, Amnesia: The Dark Descent, L4D+L4D2, Duke Nukem Forever, Dead space 1 + 2 When it comes out, Resident Evil 5, Killing floor, S.T.A.L.K.E.R. , Metro 2033, Red alert 3, Command&Conquer 3+4, Maybe some others. Oh and: Starcraft 2: Heart of the swarm (I think that's what it's called) and Starcraft 2: Legacy of the void, when they come out.

-Probably over 350 dollars

[Gamefandan]

Two dollar whore. Do it now.

[Kalphiter]

well stuff now i just have to make sure my little brother doesnt ever get on his computer

It doesn't just "work" this way

You'd have to get 8GB RAM, and a quadcore CPU. In addition to that, you have to get a 100mbps line which I doubt your ISP will ever give you.