Author Topic: evolution (Read 12208 times)

Doorman · January 31, 2011, 05:09:16 PM

Quote from: devildogelite on January 31, 2011, 04:21:49 PM

I wonder if the people saying its just a theory realize that gravity is just a theory too.

And the theory of gravity is also wrong. Obviously, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster is keeping us on Earth by pressing down on our heads with his many noodly appendages.

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Dodger · January 31, 2011, 05:10:25 PM

Quote from: Doorman on January 31, 2011, 05:09:16 PM

And the theory of gravity is also wrong. Obviously, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster is keeping us on Earth by pressing down on our heads with his many noodly appendages.

"BUT I CAN'T SEE THE APPENDAGES, SO HOW CAN I KNOW THAT THEY ARE THERE?"

Chrono · January 31, 2011, 05:10:59 PM

Quote from: Doorman on January 31, 2011, 05:09:16 PM

And the theory of gravity is also wrong. Obviously, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster is keeping us on Earth by pressing down on our heads with his many noodly appendages.

Fire is not energy.
It's a bunch of microscopic cats that breed at insane rates and prefer to eat wood.

Dodger · January 31, 2011, 05:13:45 PM

Quote from: Chrono on January 31, 2011, 05:10:59 PM

Fire is not energy.
It's a bunch of microscopic cats that breed at insane rates and prefer to eat wood.

And water must be microscopic continuously climaxing cunts.

Doomonkey · January 31, 2011, 05:14:04 PM

Quote from: The Titanium on January 31, 2011, 04:04:06 PM

since its conception

Where? Where does a theory explaining diversity and a theory saying that things were created go against each other? The theory of evolution does not say people came out of goo. Creationism does not say evolution doesn't exist.

The Titanium · January 31, 2011, 05:16:22 PM

Quote from: Dodger on January 31, 2011, 05:10:25 PM

"BUT I CAN'T SEE THE APPENDAGES, SO HOW CAN I KNOW THAT THEY ARE THERE?"

we must have faith that our mighty noodly father is watching us

Quote from: Doomonkey on January 31, 2011, 05:14:04 PM

Where? Where does a theory explaining diversity and a theory saying that things were created go against each other? The theory of evolution does not say people came out of goo. Creationism does not say evolution doesn't exist.

creationism says that all the life on earth we see today has been the same for the past 6000 years

correct me pls

Quote from: Dodger on January 31, 2011, 05:13:45 PM

And water must be microscopic continuously climaxing cunts.

im lost
what

Kalphiter · January 31, 2011, 05:17:17 PM

Quote from: Doorman on January 31, 2011, 05:09:16 PM

And the theory of gravity is also wrong. Obviously, the great Flying Spaghetti Monster is keeping us on Earth by pressing down on our heads with his many noodly appendages.

Doomonkey · January 31, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

Quote from: The Titanium on January 31, 2011, 05:16:22 PM

creationism says that all the life on earth we see today has been the same for the past 6000 years

correct me pls

No it doesn't. Or at least not the form I believe.

Riot · January 31, 2011, 05:18:38 PM

Quote from: The Titanium on January 31, 2011, 05:16:22 PM

correct me pls

It said it was like 12,000 years old.

Doomonkey · January 31, 2011, 05:19:34 PM

http://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/creationism

Creationism: a doctrine or theory holding that matter, the various forms of life, and the world were created by God out of nothing and usually in the way described in Genesis

Not: Everything was created and never changed, ever

The Titanium · January 31, 2011, 05:20:09 PM

what does the scouter say about the innuendo levels
theyre over NINE loving THOUSAND
WHAT NINE THOUSAND
THERES NO WAYYYY THAT CAN BE RIGHT

Quote from: Doomonkey on January 31, 2011, 05:17:35 PM

No it doesn't. Or at least not the form I believe.

someone categorize all these forms
hgaughdugahesiuaghlg
whats the basis for your belief
or rather
what is it

Quote from: Riot on January 31, 2011, 05:18:38 PM

It said it was like 12,000 years old.

what exactly is the difference being made here

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FOR forgetS SAKE PEOPLE LET ME loving POST

Mr.Interceptor · January 31, 2011, 05:21:19 PM

Quote from: Kalphiter on January 31, 2011, 05:17:17 PM

Hey look, it's a snake.

Doomonkey · January 31, 2011, 05:22:13 PM

Quote from: The Titanium on January 31, 2011, 05:20:09 PM

whats the basis for your belief
or rather
what is it

Things were created by an all powerful being. From then until now, science.

Nymethus · January 31, 2011, 05:24:41 PM

HE BOILED FOR YOUR SINS

Chrono · January 31, 2011, 05:30:04 PM

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If you stop adding them in, you could probably post.