Your favorite random phrase?

[brawlman14365]

"HAHA! IT'S LIKE SHOOTING FISH IN A BARREL!"

Commander P. Jefferson

[Ad Bot]

[The Titanium]

i like trains - i like trains guy

[VerticalHorizon]

"Rommel you magnificent bastard I read your BOOOOOK." - Patton.

[Scream.]

This game is so ESEY.

[VerticalHorizon]

This game is so ESEY.

Beacuase.

[carolcat]

That's what they want you to think.

[StarDust]

"THE SOUR HAS CHOSEN, UNCHOSEN, AND CHOSEN AGAIN"

[The Titanium]

dot dot dot

i RELEY dont WAN to say this.
but i have to now.

This game is so ESEY!

i mean
ALL YOU DO IS HIT THE SPACE BAR.
...
THATS IT!


how is this an R P G
A
 N
  Y
   W
    A
     Y



YOU CANT
CONTRAIL ANYTHING BUT
WHAT IT SAYS ON THE SCREEN







what if i didnt WANT to buy the potion

WHAT APOUT QUESTS!?

all you can UPGRADE IS STRANTH?

there is no way you can lose to the boss at the end!

this game...

is crap.


its not even an RPG AT ALL!


I MEAN LOOK AT IT!

in what way is this supposed to be an rpg if you CAN DO QUESTS AND STUFF?

all you do is press
ONE

BUT

    TEN

the entier time!

explain to me


EXPLAIN TO ME

Q: ATHORE COMENTS AL TOTOL LIES!
A: What the fuc--

is it SUPPOSED to be stick dudes?


i dont even know how this damn game got the
daily
3rd
prize

OR

a rating of
4.26


pepole thinks this review is worthles

go ahead!
i dont
CARE!
im just trying to make a point here!
BLAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM THIS PIECE OF CRAP




PS...

the only reson im giving this a one


is

beacuase....

the voices WHERE

pretty good...

but thats...

IT!

[legolasruels]

"get out friend"

[brickybob]

"Hell, I'd still hit it."

[The Titanium]

uh

[Wonder G]

"Go and arm yourself with knowledge!"

[LizzyRascal]

"D'oh!"

[oleg662]

ISNT THIS GREAT? MY WANG IS AS HARD AS A PROSTHETIC LEG.
-Grandma's Kisses, a youtube video