Author Topic: Holy ballsacks of God's star fish spewing fish mongler this is a terrible icestorm  (Read 2814 times)

It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy crack. Tiny ice pellets have literally covered the ground and stacked up a few feet. It looks like snow but it's ice and it loving hurts to walk on. It keeps pouring down and it hurts like forget. Plus it's supposed to snow Wednesday night. We have school cancled for the next few days and I'm hoping our electricity doesn't run out. Is anyone else encountering this storm? I heard others are getting it too around the country.


How disrespectful towards Jesus! You should be ashamed! >:O!!

How disrespectful towards Jesus! You should be ashamed! >:O!!
would you like it better if i said muhammad instead?

How disrespectful towards Jesus! You should be ashamed! >:O!!

don't you loving dare start something

It's like Jesus himself ripped open his star fish and started firing pellets of ass ice from his hairy crack.
Holy ballsacks of God's star fish spewing fish mongler

I think I've lost hope for the world at this point.

No, Jesus doesn't like to rip his star fish open in Texas.

I I hope it hits here D:

'Jersey isn't that far fron Indiana, right? :V

No, Jesus doesn't like to rip his star fish open in Texas.

/hi5

I think I've lost hope for the world at this point.
2011 is a tight bitch.

Maybe wear some good shoes when you go out?

HEY, WHO EVER'S IN CHARGE OF T-

No, Jesus doesn't like to rip his star fish open in Texas.
Oh, beaten too it. Gosh darn it.

I I hope it hits here D:

'Jersey isn't that far fron Indiana, right? :V

Now I'm even closer to discovering your true identity. c:

No, Jesus doesn't like to rip his star fish open in Texas.
/double hi5