Author Topic: Slay That Dragon: old thred is old (Read 1306 times)

Cybertails1998 · February 01, 2011, 07:18:33 AM

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(All the nicknames in the code-box are made up)
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leet1337: I throw bomb at dragon. AWSUMFACES: The bomb bounces off his skin, then blows you up. I say to the dragon 'Die pl0x?' RockLando: The dragon answers 'No' and tailwhips you. I sword him...In short: First user tells what he would do to a dragon to kill him, the second user tells how the dragon kills the first user under those conditions, then tells what would he do to kill a dragon. Third one tells how this failed, then tries to kill a dragon too, and so on.
I start:

I try to ninja the dragon with my katana.

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LegendZ · February 01, 2011, 07:27:10 AM

The dragon is too fast for you, and murders you before you even get to ninja him.

I offer the dragon to have a tea break with me.

alien 01 · February 01, 2011, 07:34:22 AM

The dragon only drinks coffee.

I kill the dragon.

Nethog · February 01, 2011, 07:35:25 AM

but he lived and stomped on you

and i chuck and apple in his nose

Niblic · February 01, 2011, 07:35:53 AM

Your attempt at killing the dragon was an overwhelming failure.

I give him a cupcake and we go to the nearest iHop.

LegendZ · February 01, 2011, 07:36:45 AM

He accepts, only to toast you and the cupcake when you gave it to him

I offer the new dragon coffee.

Putting tea in my post was actually a mistake, since the contents of the cups of my avatar is coffee.

alien 01 · February 01, 2011, 07:43:29 AM

You forgot to add milk.

I send Carl Johnson to assasinate him with a purple carrot.

star9578 · February 01, 2011, 07:47:19 AM

The dragon rips Carl Johnson apart, and throws the purple carrot at you, going straight through your head.

I call in a tactical nuke (Olololol MW2).

alien 01 · February 01, 2011, 07:51:59 AM

The carrot bounces off the ground and hits the nuke, redirecting it to hit your head.

I summon scorpions from the grave, telling them they get five marshmallows each if they kill the dragon.

shafin25 · February 01, 2011, 07:54:04 AM

Scorpions prefer poisonous marshmallows so they reject and leave.
You get whipped.

I leave.

star9578 · February 01, 2011, 07:57:06 AM

You live to the old age of 86 and die in your sleep.

I stare at the dragon.

LegendZ · February 01, 2011, 08:11:53 AM

Quote from: star9578 on February 01, 2011, 07:57:06 AM

You live to the old age of 86 and die in your sleep.

I stare at the dragon.

And the dragon stares back.

This staring contest has lasted quite a while, so I drink coffee while watching.

D3ATHCAT · February 01, 2011, 09:59:47 AM

The dragon losses, gets mad, and hits you hard.

I shake the dragon's hand.

shafin25 · February 01, 2011, 10:03:25 AM

He crushes your hand.

I have a tea party with the dragon and all the dead people.

Littledude · February 01, 2011, 10:05:45 AM

You die from shock that there are living dead.

I use dragon shouts to slow time and call upon another dragon to fight.