"Let me see your balls"
"NO I'M TELLING UR MOM"
"BUT WAIT!!!!"
Reminds me of this kid at school, his mom and him share a battle.net account(weird stuff) and we threaten him that we'll tell his mom when he does stuff. He just shouts "no don't" and stops.
Anyway, why are you grounded for that? You should just lose your phone for a month or something, if any punishment at all.