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Author Topic: Tea Party with a Dragon, A Phoenix, and A tiger.  (Read 6894 times)

There's a long grand table all white.
With a giant feast.
The dragon sits at the head of the table.
Wit ha phoenix and tiger beside him.

Lets have tea.

"Pass the tea over here," I say as I am having tea but in my head, I am really saying "Holy crap, why am I having tea with a dragon, phoenix, and a tiger?"

hey guys, here's a joke.

how do you put an elephant in a fridge?

The tiger says: Eat him.

Dragon: But then how does he get in the fridge?

hey guys, here's a joke.

how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
Take out the mustard.

"Sooo.....hows life?" i ask

Take out the mustard.
avater stealing whore.

and you're right.

ALRIGHT GUYS, SECOND JOKE.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

You buy a bigger fridge.

avater stealing whore.

and you're right.

ALRIGHT GUYS, SECOND JOKE.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?
Take out the elephant and put the giraffe in the fridge.

hey guys, here's a joke.
how do you put an elephant in a fridge?
avater stealing whore.

and you're right.

ALRIGHT GUYS, SECOND JOKE.

How do you put a giraffe in a fridge?

Heard it before. The whole part of the joke.


The Phoenix said: "Oh wow, this conversation is going nowhere, everyone responds to eachother in an unorganised way.
Wait, we can talk?"

The dragon said: "We are mythical creatures. Of course we can talk. The tiger... uh.."

OMG you can talk?!?!?! *starts to bang head on table*