Irish men go to school?
I thought they waited at the other end of the rainbow with their gold...
Don't be silly, they have to go to school first of all.
They need the English lessons for talking to anyone who finds them.
Maths for putting the right amount of gold in their bucket.
Science for working out the correct place to sit at the end of the rainbow.
And then there's geography for knowing where to place the rainbow, in order to attract the most people, and prove the most difficult to reach.
I'm sure there's a lot of learning to become an Irishman.
There is also Drinking Class.