Author Topic: My cat is trollin' me!  (Read 5266 times)

Wash the cup or keep it in the kitchen



Dog bites me all the time.
Cat never does.

Cat wins. c:

my cat runs to my door every time i come home from school like you'd expect a dog to

Lol, my cat's name is Lizzy.
However he's a boy, we tought it was a girl so we didn't change the name and I keep calling him a he and sometimes a him. lololol
wtf


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
CAPS CANNOT DESCRIBE THE WRONGNESS OF YOU. SERIOUSLY

Cats are much more intellegent than most breeds of dogs, just dogs are more loyal and show more interest in their owner.

I've seen a dog wander across a busy road and get smacked down, and I've seen a cat on a similar road look both ways.
My cat can open a loving door.
AND SHE HAS DIABETES.
NOW THAT AWSOME (to me)

My cat can open a loving door.
AND SHE HAS DIABETES.
NOW THAT AWSOME (to me)

a lot of animals can open doors

not that hard boy.

a lot of animals can open doors

not that hard boy.

Far side anyone?


Dogs' are cleaner than ours, though.
I've always thought that was in the 'foul language' sense. My dog literally licks people's feet.


Cats have nasty mouths.
Dogs' are cleaner than ours, though.
my dog got into the litter box one day and ate stuff, that didn't apply to him

I once made a trail of salami, and the cat followed it, but the dog didn't. It tried to rape the curtains.

:(

your cat wont be licking your cup anymore