Author Topic: My cat is trollin' me! (Read 5218 times)

IkeTheGeneric · February 02, 2011, 05:26:46 PM

Okay, there's this cup that I have for when I'm playing on my computer and I get thirsty, but this time instead of being full of coca cola or anything it's empty.

I plan to use this cup for some orange juice to drink. But this cat is all like "I hate you and your cup" so he jumps up and licks the cup.

How disgusting is this? A cup I was planning to drink out of in the near future, and he licks it.

But the worst part is he sticks his entire face inside of the cup and starts breathing heavily. Why would a cat do this to my cup? What did I ever do to him?!

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Night Fox · February 02, 2011, 05:29:15 PM

Cats have nasty mouths.
Dogs' are cleaner than ours, though.

TehZeno · February 02, 2011, 05:30:02 PM

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Ohlol

IkeTheGeneric · February 02, 2011, 05:30:07 PM

If I haven't made it obvious yet, I hate cats.

nickbond1 · February 02, 2011, 05:30:26 PM

1. feed cat pineapple
2. preserve cat stuff after eating pineapple
3. wash out cup and drink soda from it
4. rub the cat stuff on it
5. wait for cat to lick it
6. ???
7. profit.

|Shadow · February 02, 2011, 05:30:28 PM

Wash the cup/Get a new cup/Cover the cup with some paper next time. :D

TehZeno · February 02, 2011, 05:30:45 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on February 02, 2011, 05:30:07 PM

If I haven't made it obvious yet, I hate cats.

I love cats

Dogs are stupid :U

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Teneksi · February 02, 2011, 05:31:21 PM

Quote from: IkeTheGeneric on February 02, 2011, 05:30:07 PM

I hate cats.

YOU WOULD

IkeTheGeneric · February 02, 2011, 05:31:28 PM

Quote from: nickbond1 on February 02, 2011, 05:30:26 PM

1. feed cat pineapple
2. preserve cat stuff after eating pineapple
3. wash out cup and drink soda from it
4. rub the cat stuff on it
5. wait for cat to lick it
6. ???
7. profit.

That just might work..

Teneksi · February 02, 2011, 05:33:03 PM

Why do you have a cat if you hate cats?

Also, have you lost the ability to clean a cup?

IkeTheGeneric · February 02, 2011, 05:34:14 PM

Quote from: Eksi on February 02, 2011, 05:33:03 PM

Why do you have a cat if you hate cats?

It's not like I live on my own. Just because I hate cats doesn't mean my family doesn't.

Quote from: Eksi on February 02, 2011, 05:33:03 PM

Also, have you lost the ability to clean a cup?

IT IS SOILED

I HAVE TO GET RID OF IT BEFORE IT DEFILES THE HOUSE

Night Fox · February 02, 2011, 05:34:37 PM

Quote from: TehZeno on February 02, 2011, 05:30:45 PM

Dogs are stupid :U

I hope you're just saying that to be mean.
Because dogs are smart.
Especially compared to cats.

TehZeno · February 02, 2011, 05:35:02 PM

Definles? oh wait

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IkeTheGeneric · February 02, 2011, 05:35:36 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on February 02, 2011, 05:34:37 PM

I hope you're just saying that to be mean.
Because dogs are smart.
Especially compared to cats.

This cat's pretty smart. Because of him my dad has to put his handgun out of reach

Placid · February 02, 2011, 05:36:19 PM

Quote from: Night Fox on February 02, 2011, 05:34:37 PM

I hope you're just saying that to be mean.
Because dogs are smart.
Especially compared to cats.

actually one of my dogs is extremely dull.
and my cat was awesome. she spent the whole day hiding from us in our basement in the rafters when the dog came, and once he chased her around until she pulled a matrix move: jumped up and off of our window, changed direction, did a half flip during the 180, landed on our couch, ran along the couch, jumped off, and bolted for the basement.
and i was like what the stuff how did she do that.