Allow me to begin this by quickly retelling you of a very odd farmer known as Anyone, and the way Anyone plants their crops to be harvested for use in arguments. "Wait what? Anyone uses their crops for arguments?" You may ask, well shut the forget up and listen so you won't be confused anymore:
As stated before, Anyone is a pretty special farmer, as they only plant one type of 'crop'; Anyone plants opinions. They plant the 'crop', watch it grow and then harvest it. Of course they have to protect their harvest from 'crows' (Other people) who want to peck at, and in turn, destroy it.
Since crows are stupid and don't understand the concept of language, Anyone cannot simply tell the crows to forget off and is forced to defend their crops. Anyone simply builds a scarecrow (A straw man) to stand out in their field and guard it.
This gives the illusion that Anyone is confident in his field, and will valiantly defend it at any given hour. This obviously makes the crop look like it's worth saving, like it's well made and means something to someone when in reality Anyone isn't really even defending it. Anyone can do this, and Anyone will.
However, Anyone is a stuff faced loving imbecile that only No One takes seriously.
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