So there I was, eating my delicious bowl of Cinnamon Toast Crunch and watching Regular Show that I recorded last night when a motherloving bear comes crashing through my front window. "GIVE ME THAT BOWL OF DELICOUS CINNAMON TOAST CRUNCH!" It demanded. In response, I jumped off my ass, charged the bear and delivered a kick to its snout. It flips its stuff and then 18 MORE BEARS COME OUT OF MY GARBAGE CAN, HERB GARDENS AND BACK YARD. THOSE forgetERS TRAMPLED MY BASIL PLANTS. In blazing fury I began to shoot lazers out of my eyes that made all the bears get all angry. THEY ALL CAME AT ME AT ONCE! But i was awesome and sent a roundhouse kick to their fat honey filled stomachs AT THE SAME TIME. Only the leader bear remained, who had a Black belt in Motherloving Karate. He did a motherloving Egg Roll roll to my legs and took me down. Then I elbowed him in the face and then tossed his punk ass into the kitchen. He hit my refrigerator and my entire supply of chocolate pudding went everywhere. He began to throw the small individually packages of deliciousness at me, but I deflected them with a stove pan. Then I proceed to hold the bear down with my legs and beat him over the head with the pan. He was put unconscious.
EPILOGUE: After I defeated the leader bear, I cleaned up the mess, and tied up those bears and put them in harnesses. They are being forced to watch reruns of Sindbad the Sailor and Gilligan's Island. However, the Leader is currently being doused in honey and put in a room full of ELECTRIC BEES.
And thats my epic story
