Author Topic: I ran out of Frosted Flakes - True story  (Read 834 times)

So I ran out of Frosted Flakes and milk, so I went to the store to pick some up and I saw Ryan Seacrest who gave me two plane tickets to Australia. I threw one ticket away and went to Australia, When there a local gave me a boomarang and called me a "Dingo." Later I saw an Elephant and threw my boomerang at it, it died and I lived.

That's all.


So I ran out of Frosted Flakes and milk, so I went to the store to pick some up and I saw Ryan Seacrest who gave me two plane tickets to Australia. I threw one ticket away and went to Australia, When there a local gave me a boomarang and called me a "Dingo." Later I saw an Elephant and threw my boomerang at it, it died and I lived.

That's all.

CRIKEY MATE. THAT HEADSHOT WAS SPOT-ON.

CRIKEY MATE. THAT HEADSHOT WAS SPOT-ON.
-snipersnip-
Also, did you get your breakfast?


-snipersnip-
Also, did you get your breakfast?
Yes, I ate the elephant... Also Menen's story lacks Mothmen!


why arent they just called frosties like they are here

why arent they just called frosties like they are here
frosties?

you mean like the icecream shake at wendy's?

FAKE.


WHERE IS THE PINE TREE?

frosties?

you mean like the icecream shake at wendy's?

Coffee toffee twisted frosty?

FAKE.


WHERE IS THE PINE TREE?
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There it is. I guess it's a true story, man.


inb4"coolstorybro"

So anyway, cool story