WE MUST DUEL
I'm really a super ninja agent spy with dual flamethrowers coming out of my arms fighting alongside samurai Obama against the Russo-North Korean-Chinese soldiers. I'm also Jesus Christ's dad. Yup.
I challenge you to a duel!I HAVE BROUGHT MY MIGHTY RUSSIAN NUKE LAUNCHER! North Korea shot all of theirs at South Korea so now all I have is RUSSIAN TERROR!
BRING IT BITCH. I HAVE MY SUPER AUTOMATIC BALLISTIC MISSLE LAUNCHER ATTACHED TO MY TUNED UP BUGATTI VEYRON WITH 4 WHEEL DRIVE.