Guess the fruit I'm holding! IT HAS BEEN GUESSED (Lordy Lord Wins)

[SeventhSandwich]

Guess it correctly and I'll open it up and show you the inside!

[Ad Bot]

[Wynd_Fox]

A banana?

[Coolio]

A noni?

[SeventhSandwich]

A banana?

Close.

A noni?

No.

[Coolio]

Damn.

[Night Fox]

tiny watermelon
juicy watermelon
vitamin-enriched watermelon
poison watermelon
watermelon
huge watermelon
yummy watermelon
rotten watermelon

[stalker]

hmm a fruit?

[SeventhSandwich]

tiny watermelon
juicy watermelon
vitamin-enriched watermelon
poison watermelon
watermelon
huge watermelon
yummy watermelon
rotten watermelon

Not even close.

[Oasis]

It's an extraterrestrial alien egg that when it hatches it will spawn a blind stomach eater that will take over the world. Oh dear god, don't open it!

[stalker]

Not even close.

Am I correct?

[Wynd_Fox]

Close.

What? How is that close?

[SeventhSandwich]

It's an extraterrestrial alien egg that when it hatches it will spawn a blind stomach eater that will take over the world. Oh dear god, don't open it!

Nope.

Unless aliens come from Columbia.

Am I correct?

Technically yes but no.

What? How is that close?

It's a joke.

[Kira100000]

A snake

[Oasis]

Nope.

Unless aliens come from Columbia.

What was that one movie?

[MaximumMack]

An Arkansas kiwi????